#tangled!

Most of them are really similar to the original storyline, but that's kind of the point. They're also pretty bad.

Snow White - Psychotic stepmother is jealous of her stepdaughter's beauty. Said stepdaughter moves in with seven men, and the stepmother sees this as the perfect opportunity to get rid of her by framing the men for poisoning her.

Sleeping Beauty - While learning to deal with narcolepsy, a girl juggles her reality and her dream world filled with fairies and dragons.

Pocahontas -  A non-religious woman quickly falls for a Christian man, but are caught between their families' disputes.

Tangled - On her 18th birthday, a girl learns she is adopted, and goes to live with her birth parents while still seeing her adoptive mother as a third parental figure. She falls for a thief, and her controlling adoptive mother takes matters into her own hands.

Hercules - A former "dweeb" takes the world by storm. He becomes world famous for his muscle and boxing skills, but it spins out of control when he gets distracted by his love interest and begins losing matches left and right.

Bambi - After his mother is murdered, his estranged father takes him in and teaches him the ways of the world.

"I could go running

And racing

And dancing

And chasing

And leaping

And bounding

Hair flying

Heart pounding

And splashing

And reeling

And finally feeling