omg y'all have some awesome headcanons I canNOT EVEN
tanglebones replied to your post: i fell down the stairs and now my shou...
Ooof. Hope it gets well soon. Somewhere out in the Dales, Merrill is building another Eluvian. Sheâs going to get a message through to Hawke in the Nightmareâs Fade, or bring her back.
Briala's not sure she trusts Daisy, the new Dalish at court, who somehow found her way into Celene's shoe closet. But she knows a lot about Eluvians... so maybe she can be useful after all.
felspar replied to your post: i fell down the stairs and now my shou...
Magpie gets so engrossed in their studies that theyâre very easily startled by sudden words or touches. Solas does not use this newfound knowledge for good.
Solas discovers payback's a bitch when he's working late one night, and Magpie leaps down from the rookery onto his desk.
mavhenans replied to your post: i fell down the stairs and now my shou...
oh my god no D: okay but imagine anders bringing a new kitty home and itâs a small thing and IT LIES ON THE CENTER OF THE BED and anders and garret are clinging to the edges because anders insists the cat shouldnât be bothered
After several hours of this, Garret tries to move the kitty. From the floor, Dog lifts his head and growls in warning.
the-duelling-tophat replied to your post: i fell down the stairs and now my shou...
*offer of e-hugs* Meka Adaar discovers a new comet, and names it after Josephine.
(How cute!) 500 years from now, Thedosians eagerly look to the sky for the return Josie's Comet, which is fabled to bring good fortune to those in love and in duels.
pandasintheimpala replied to your post: i fell down the stairs and now my shou...
Feel better! My Solas/Inquisitor hc is that Solas tried to teach the Inquisitor how to paint but she just drew crude perverted paintings everywhere and Dorian laughed while Solas locked his paint away.
One day Varric finds Solas scrubbing away one of the cruder markings, muttering to himself, "Who paints that onto an Orlesian?". Varric smiles sadly and walks back to his ale.
girlandherbooks replied to your post: i fell down the stairs and now my shou...
Lavellan and Solas made faces behind Morriganâs back any time she said anything at the Temple of Mythal. It got so elaborate Lavellan had to ask Abelas to repeat himself once.
They take turns saying in Elvhen "Apostate says what?" until Morrigan rolls her eyes and says "What?" The two of them break into snorting giggles, until Sera says, "But no really, what?"
rinjirenee replied to your post: i fell down the stairs and now my shou...
Oh no, I hope you feel better! Hmmm⌠Dorian has found select âliteratureâ to read with Arman while in bed, so they can giggle about it (and perhaps to recreate the positions to see if they are possible).
Gatsi stops asking questions after Arman's bed breaks for the third time that week. Instead, he just leaves a hammer and a handful of nails by the bedstand. "Sodding surfacers," he mutters to Lord Trifles, who is hiding in the Inquisitor's closet. "Who builds a bed out of wood and not stone, anyway?" "Orlesians, darling," Trifles replies.
historymiss replied to your post: i fell down the stairs and now my shou...
Oh no! Iâm so sorry youâre having a bad day ): if it helps: theo and Cassandra write each other poetry. Itâs terrible. Itâs not even smutty.
"ROSES ARE RED
YOUR EYES ARE DARK
WOULD YOU LIKE
TO SMOOCH IN MY PARK"