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I feel like Noiz doesn't feel/get hangovers, but he could definitely still get drunk.  

On the topic of hangovers and getting drunk, when I think of Clear, I feel like he wouldn't be able to get drunk. Not because he's a machine, but because he has super healing/ self repairing (at least, something like that) You know, sort of like how Captain America can't get drunk? Although drunk Clear is also really great.

Piggybacking off that last post (that’s a thought; noicle piggyback rides) It turns out that Clear can hold his alcohol surprisingly well and Noiz wanting to see if he can get  being the little shit he is would try to drink him under the table.

He does not succeed, and Clear would end up having to go through his wallet and coil/phone to find his address (I didnt know if that post was an au or not)

 And Clear can’t just throw him in the bathtub and leave so he ends up camping out on his couch for the night, and makes him a full breakfast complete with a side of aspirin. 

Noiz  would be irritated at Clear and just try to leave the situation as soon as possible cause Clear is overbearingly polite and Noiz just does not have the patience to deal with that. Clear would follow Noiz to the bathroom apologizing the whole way and while Noiz cleans off his shirt in the sink. Eventually Clear would introduce himself and Noiz would give his name just as he is about to head out the bathroom (and probably as far away from Clear as he can) but Clear would offer him a drink as an apology and doesn’t take Noiz’s  ”no” for an answer.

They head over to the bar and Noiz just asks for a beer or something simple (anything that can be made and consumed quickly). They sit down on the bar stools and Clear is just kinda staring and Noiz while they wait for his order. Noiz noticed Clear never order something for himself and because he obviously hates himself he ends up opening his big mouth and asks Clear why. Clear admits that he didn’t have much money on him and could only afford the one drink he was buying Noiz. Noiz gets extremely agitated with Clear at this point. Thinking things like, “who the hell does this guy think he is? why the fuck is he so nice? what does he want from me?” . Meanwhile Clear is just humming along to some unknown tune and twiddling his thumbs like a kid who had too much sugar  (which pisses him off even more, he’s way too happy for someone who wont even get to have their first drink) 

A tall glass of beer is placed in front of Noiz and he swiftly proceeds to chug the thing. He finishes it all in a quick gulp and then gets up from the stool. Noiz pulls out his wallet and hand Clear like 20 bucks while mumbling off about how “this makes us even now” before turning towards the exit. It all happened so fast that Noiz is practically out the door by the time Clear registers what happened. Clear quickly goes off after Noiz.

He quickly spots Noiz walking down the street and catches up to him, having to maneuver  in front of Noiz in order to get him to stop walking. He holds the 20 out for Noiz to take back as he cannot accept it himself. Noiz is angry and confused because if this guy does not want money what the fuck could he want? one beer was not enough to pay for info on Usui, so if thats what he was after he was shit outta luck. 

Noiz asks Clear what he was getting at with all this, which then of course confuses Clear. He wasn’t trying to get at anything, he was just trying to make up for his clumsiness. This irks Noiz to no bounds, he furiously grabs the money back from Clear and walks off without another word. Clear calls out to him, telling Noiz that he hope he they can see each other again. Noiz doesn’t give a response and heads home.

Noiz spends the night thinking about how this complete stranger could be so nice to him with out wanting anything back. Who even does that? How could someone be that nice and why would they be nice to him of all people. The evening replays in his head like a record and he doesn’t get any sleep that night. The next evening he found himself walking back to the bar and hangs around the building. not even 5 minutes of waiting goes by when Clear just suddenly popped up behind Noiz. 

"Oh Noiz-san! What are you doing here?" Clear practically jumps with excitement

Noiz clicks his tongue; he honestly can’t believe he is doing this.

"Come on, it’s my turn to buy you drink." he walks to the doors and Clear quickly clues in and follows. 

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- WS

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I like the idea of Noiz liking his coffee sweet, but I also like the idea of him liking it bitter/black. I just can’t decide ~

Either way, Clear should buy a strawberry milkshake, and end up sharing it with Noiz with the dorky ‘couples’ crazy straw in the shape of a heart. I feel like they’d be up for that mushy romantic stuff.

Aw, that makes me so sad :(

I feel like if that was the case, the reason orange juice was in the house was because Clear was going to surprise Noiz with a big breakfast but when Noiz sees the glass of orange juice he throws it to the ground. The glass shattering and such. Clear would run over to make sure Noiz is not hurt but Noiz would grab him in a hug instead and just hold him a bit while shivering. Once he calmed down he would explain what it was about. Clear then only ever buys orange juice if they plan on having guests, and hides it at the back of the fridge.

I like the idea of him liking sweet drinks in general, like chocolate milk and milkshakes, and if he ever had coffee it would have a lot of milk and sugar in it to the point where some people would give him a disgusted face. 

-AJ