#talia 003

Hmm. Why do you think that? What makes your connection so strong? [... ...] [DEL: BAZ IS A FUCKING NIGHTMARE WHO SHOULD BE] I don't know Baz all that well, honestly, but more power to them and their sexual adventures.

​I understand Daniel. I understand him like no one else can; except for Baz, of course. Baz understands everyone. Have I mentioned how sexy they are? Such beauty is hardly contained on such a figure. Personally, I wish I was the one who had shagged them recently. [User absolutely does not wish that. User kind of thinks Baz is annoying.... though... Baz does has her face... and maybe... No. Preposterous. Although...]

[User has seen Talia's other post and deduces that this person must have some kind of romantic interest in Daniel. User is pleased. User has a new toy. User trips on a bone and lands face first into her squonk's sweaty folds.]

Oh, my marriage to Daniel? Yes, I suppose... we are exes now but the divorce is not yet final and I have no doubts that Daniel will be back. Our connection is strong, as is the oppressive sexual tension that permeates our general vicinity. We were married. Recently, in fact.

Isn't "recent" such a wonderful word? So nebulous. Recent could be yesterday, could be a month ago. Baz is so attractive, aren't they? Anyone would be delighted to shag them. Sorry, an unrelated thought. I often find myself thinking of Baz's beauty and the recency of their sexual escapades.