Yukilisa (Yukina/Lisa) - You online dating profile is either goth seeking prep gf, or prep seeking goth gf

Mayaeve (Eve/Maya) - Your online dating profile is wholesome nerd seeking wholesome nerd

Misakoko (Misaki/Kokoro) - Your online dating profile is aspiring novelist with crippling depression seeking manic pixie dream girl

Tsugusayo (Tsugumi/Sayo) - You just want what’s best for Sayo, and really, who wouldn’t?

Ranmoca (Ran/Moca) - You are a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of trolling

Sayolisa (Sayo/Lisa) - You are a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of baking. 

Kaochisa (Kaoru/Chisato) - You are a firm believer in people who think they’re tops getting out-topped

Arikasu (Arisa/Kasumi) - Your ideal relationship dynamic is baka protagonist/tsundere best friend.

Tomohima (Tomoe/Himari) - Your ideal relationship dynamic is butch/femme

Misakanon (Misaki/Kanon) - You just want what’s best for Misaki, and really, who wouldn’t? Or your ideal relationship dynamic is that “and so, they were both bottoms” pic.

Ayahina (Aya/Hina) - You’re a sucker for kabedons, shoujo protagonists, and characters who say shit like “Ohoho… what an interesting person”

Ayachisa (Aya/Chisato) - You’re a sucker for high melodrama and multicolored anime girls.

Akorin (Ako/Rinko) - Your ideal date involves you and your gamer gf getting your discord server to sing revenge by captainsparklez.

Yukiran (Yukina/Ran) - You believe there’s nothing more powerful in this world than the draw of a good old fashioned hatefuck. 

Yukisayo (Yukina/Sayo) - You think the concept of “opposites attract” is highly overrated

Taesaya (Tae/Saya) - Sometimes, you wish YOU were a rabbit

Mocalisa (Moca/Lisa) - You already ship Yukina and Ran, and you’re really into workplace buddy comedies.

Chisakanon (Chisato/Kanon) - You’re just here for some short femmes

Tomokao (Tomoe/Kaoru) - You’re just here for some tall butches

Rimitae (Rimi/Tae) - You’re one of those people with social anxiety who’s always worrying about what the other person is thinking, when in reality, all that’s on their mind is that meme about a guy killing another guy on the moon.

Misahagu (Misaki/Hagumi) - You actually care about Hagumi.