#taebutt

You butt, I know you sent this but I don’t know why you’re anon. Anyways, we go way back. Well not really since it hasn’t even been a year, but it will soon. Wow, almost a year since you’ve ruined my life. I’M KIDDING! But first, let me thank you. Without you and your help, I wouldn’t be here and I wouldn’t have met all the lovely people I’ve met before. We’ve been through a lot of heartbreaks and stressful times (which most are yours) but we’ve been through them together and we always know it’s gonna be okay because at least we have each other. Oh man, that was lame. Well butt, we’ve had a lot of good times together and millions of typos and funny stories to look back on. So congrats, the butts have been together for (almost) a year. Here’s to many more!