May 8, 2016
fantasy setting where necromancy is practiced less like a set of rituals and more like really tedious PC maintenance
like you’ve constructed a thrall out of parts from several different individuals, and you’re starting to think the preservatives in its brain are starting to go, so you consult The Tomes and all the other nerdcromancers are saying you’re using the wrong edition of the Soulbinding Rune, but the problem in the first place is that you need to know whether you can repair the fucking thing or not
eventually you shell out for a new brain, but now you have to buy the new edition of Soulbinding everyone was talking about and now you feel like a dumb dick
