Feb 2, 2017
Table Throwing
A new sport. FOR LADIES ONLY
We will lift the tables around our homes and workplaces. We will lift them at the bank and at the swap meet. We will do so carefully, to make ourselves strong. We will meet to practice throwing tables, lots of different tables. So that when the day comes we might throw any table in our way and terrify the shit out of the motherfucker that we’re coming for.
What’s more dramatic and scary in an everyday situation than having a table thrown at you by a nice unassuming gal?
