Taako says, in referral to the jar of bees, “It’s an important spell component,” Kravitz asks, “What spell requires a jar of bees?” Taako replies with, “The ‘If I catch another dipshit sneak into my herb garden, I’ll chuck this jar of bees at ‘em’ spell.” Kravitz, looking at Taako wearily, says, “Taako, no.” End ID.]

(for @taakitzweek day 4)

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[a digital illustration of Taako and Kravitz kissing and holding a gay pride flag around them like a cape. To the right is Taako, a tall, tan, hairy elf with freckles and short hair. He is caressing Kravitz’s face and shoulder. He’s wearing yellow pants, rainbow-patterned suspenders and a brown croptop. Kravitz is a shorter, black half-elf with long dreaded hair tied into a messy bun. He is holding the flag around them, with one hand on Taako’s shoulder. He’s wearing a white shirt with a heart-eyed skull, and a purple skirt with a tiny trans flag patch. Both of them are smiling with closed eyes, and both are wearing eyeshadow, Taako pink and Kravitz red. The background is a faint blue sky with clouds, and yellow bursts surrounding their heads like halos.]

[ID: A drawing of Kravitz and Taako from The Adventure Zone. They are both in robes; Kravitz’s is black and Taako’s is a light purple. Taako is a tan skinned elf with long dyed blonde hair that is tied up in a messy bun, his brown roots are growing in. He has a silver septum ring and several silver ear piercings, as well as purple painted nails. Kravitz is a dark skinned man with dark brown dreadlocks that are tied up in a bun. He has a gold septum ring and several gold ear piercings, with gold hair accessories. Both are wearing wedding rings, have on light teal face masks, and are holding mugs. Kravtiz’s face mask is painted on to appear like a skull. Taako is winking and sticking is tongue out playfully at Kravtiz, while Kravitz winks back and looks at him lovingly. Two small hearts are floating by their heads. End ID.]

[ID: an 8-panel comic of Kravitz, a dark-skinned man with black dreads which are pulled up in a messy bun, he is wearing a dark green mock-neck sweater and black pants. First panel is 3 brown cardboard boxes, one is labelled “Taako’s Stuff >:P”, the labelled box is open with one item in it; a jar with a grey lid peaking out. Second panel is a close up of the jar and it reads “Jar of Bees” with a smiling bee on the label. Third panel is a shot of Kravitz looking concerned as he reads the label of the jar. Fourth and fifth panels are shots of Kravitz looking around to make sure no one is watching him. Sixth panel is a close up of Kravitz’ hands as he open the jar. Seventh panel is a close up of what is inside the jar, a single bee, who flips Kravitz off. The last panel is Kravitz looking annoyed at the bee and flipping it off back. End ID] 

[ID: Drawing of Taako and Kravitz standing side by side in a battle pose with a solid grey background. Taako is a tan skinned elf male with freckles, and long blonde hair. He’s wearing a khaki, ruffled blouse, a purple wizard hat, brown pants and has several gold piercings in his ear. He is holding a wand which has sparkles coming off of it. Next to him is Kravitz, a dark skinned man with dark dreads, of which half is pulled into a bun. He’s wearing a black formal shirt, a red waistcoat and black pants. He has a golden stud in his ear and he’s holding a scythe. End ID.]

Poem is from a collection called пирожки. альманах and was translated to English by my friend.