#t:ty

Text: How soon is soon My Lord?

Text: Nevermind.  Let me know when you can fit me in and I’ll be there.

Tyler: I mean, I am a mom so, can’t complain with that name. XD

Tyler: I never said I was going to call you that.

Eli: That's true, i don't think i can use the mom card on you D:

M: Ey boi

T: Don't do that.

M: u luv me

M: do i sound lke one of ur gurlllsss?

T: I don't have girls.

M: uh-huh sure you don't.

M: Milena thinks you're cute.

M: Don't worry I ruined that for her.

T: Was there a point to your text?

T: Otherwise I'm ignoring you.

M: noooooooooooooooooooo

M: I mean yes there was a reason.

M: What time do you need me up and ready to go?

T: How about 9?

M: ugh. shoot me. Okay.

M: why did you have to drive here in the first place? It's so much easier to fly.

T: Because you complain about not having a car and since we'll both be there we can share temporary custody.

M: Louise is so much better than Berta.

T: Never.

T: Talk.

T: About.

T: Her.

T: Like.

T: That.

M: well that was over dramatic.

T: Was not.

M: Was so.

T: Shut up.

M: After you.

T: Ladies, first.

M: ........

M: Touche.

M: Promise me no Celine Dion for the first 24 hours of driving.

M: I'll promise no 90s pop for the same time either.