So I have this friend in Chicago (@escape-to-asgard)whom I torment on the daily,for whatever reason.Probably because she can take a joke.Perhaps because its hilarious to see her responses.Either way,amidst the “Starbucks Hates Christmas” scandal we had a good laugh about a particular Starbucks customer who had HAIL SATAN drawn on his cup in response to the “Name is Merry Christmas” campaign.Since then,now inspired,I’ve taken it upon myself to respond with Hail Satan as a way to improve just anything menial task.Below is such times....so far









