Dark: uhh... where the f**k is Light?
T.U.R.F: vital signs show he is knocked out.
Dark: is he going to die?
T.U.R.F: not probable. Though possible.
Dark: great. Now I have to hunt the son of a b***h and kill whoever downed him
T.U.R.F: Examining the vital signs one last time shows he was most likely drugged.
...
Dark: what?!









