Apr 15, 2025
How each of the members of TíoCon would respond/react when they have to buy pads for their wives/girlfriends and daughters
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How each of the members of TíoCon would respond/react when they have to buy pads for their wives/girlfriends and daughters
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Gustavo: You've heard of Netflix and chill, now get ready for IMAX and climax.
Bud: Blockbuster and cockthruster.
Diego: Hulu and woohoo.
Iván: Amazon Prime and sexy time.
Ignacio: Going to church and praying for forgiveness.
*TíoCon is meeting up on Saturday afternoon*
Bud: I just saw The Day The Earth Blew Up with at the movies with my wife and kids and it was good.
Iván: How brilliant! I watched it in theaters too and my hijas loved Petunia Pig!
Ignacio: Same here with my boys.
Javier: *uses a thumbs up gesture*
Diego: I saw that movie in theaters with Rita and the kids and it was the best!
Bud: What about you, Gustavo?
Gustavo: I haven't seen it yet, I was too busy working with my mortuary job.
Iván: Oh come on, not everyone gets to go to the movies sometimes!
*during TíoCon*
Gustavo: Lotlot's at that special age where a girl only has one thing on her mind.
Ignacio: Boys?
Gustavo: Homicide.
Iván: Wait, if baby oil dissolves condoms, what does it do to babies?
Ignacio: Believe it or not, babies and condoms are made of different materials.
Diego: It's like rock paper scissors. Baby oil defeats condom, baby defeats baby oil, condom defeats baby.
Gustavo: Rock also defeats baby.
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*TíoCon is on a camping trip*
Ignacio: Iván's probably running around screaming at the plants.
Iván, yelling at a tree: WHAT DO YOU WANT???
Ignacio: Gustavo at this point has stripped down and tried to become one with nature.
Gustavo, crouching by a bush, wearing only his shorts: Time to play a game of "can I eat you?"!
Gustavo, looking at a plant: Can I eat you?
Ignacio: And God, I just hope Diego's not dead.
Diego, sitting by himself in a tent, trying not to panic: Yeah, this is pretty uncomfortable.
Ignacio: I loved, I lost, and I saw boobs. What more could a man want?
Diego: You loved?
Bud: You're a man?
Gustavo: YOU SAW BOOBS?
Gustavo: After 10 shots of cuervo, I am so good! 10 shots is my sweet spot!
Bud: What happens if you do 11?
Gustavo: I'll wake up in an alley.
Bud: …What happens if you do 12?
Gustavo: That's how I met Cherry.