#sylvesterpsa

Surprise! In order to boost activity, plot development, and friendship in our humble little roleplay, we have decided to randomly assign f2f OR para partners for the EVENT. This activity is absolutely MANDATORY, and if you don’t produce something with your partner you will both get a strikey-ikey. However, if there is an issue, please don’t be afraid to hit up your admins. Now, give this post a little likey-likey so that we now you have read it. 

ATTENTION ALL RESIDENTS!

A CATEGORY TWO hurricane is coming for Whatever. I know, I know. DON’T get your panties in a twist, but this is NOT a drill. Our resident big lipped, busty weather girl has shockingly predicted HURRICANE JESSICA’S change of course. She now plans to hit Whatever at approximately 12 AM THIS FRIDAY, JUNE 29TH. And unless they plan to be sued by all seven of my lawyers, authorities will issue the official warning via siren when all residents are to take emergency preparedness procedures. This includes evacuation to the hurricane shelter otherwise known as the Suites’ dungeon basement. If you value your life, no matter how pathetic, you’ll ignore all chains and whips and stay there until the storm subsides. Matriarch that I am, bottled waters, off brand candles, and an assortment of shitty board games WILL be provided. Remember to lock your doors; your missing crap isn’t my problem. 

SO, WHAT’S GOING ON?

Good afternoon, members! As of tomorrow night (Monday, 6/18/2018), our first event will be officially over. In order to bring closure to our cute ‘lil mixer, we ask that EVERY member (new ones too!) submit us TWO headcanons for what they think their character did. Did they get sloppy drunk and pass out in the courtyard? Did they hookup with their neighbor? Cry themselves to sleep after failing to make any new friends? We want to know! We also urge you to plot with other people, and come up with fun ideas. Who did they spend the majority of their night with? These headcanons are due by the end of TOMORROW NIGHT. We are not asking that you write us paragraphs, but we are asking that you put some thought into them.  Details on the event can be found by clicking HERE, and don’t be afraid to ask questions. ANNOUNCEMENT OVER; ADMIN OUT. 

SYLVESTER CHALLENGE #001  →  TINDER PROFILES. 

LONELY, I’M SO LONELY...  

for our first ever challenge, we’re hoping to get our creative juices flowing with tinder interactions! by liking this post, you’ll choose to ACTIVELY participate and submit FIVE, NON-SHITTY PICS and a SMALL tinder bio for every account(s) you like from. 

a few, extra notes: 1) we aren’t asking for anything of great length; just what you think your character would use to get laid. 2) the pictures should NOT be professional photos, unless you can think of a good reason they would have one — for ex, britty may have an actual headshot because she was trying to be a professional dancer. 3) faceless photos, photos of places, things, etc. etc. could all work, as long as they look believable. 

EVENT 001  ↝ PARTY DOWN AT SYLVESTER’S PLACE.

Due to the onslaught of new residents, Sue has decided to throw a small mixer in the conference room located in the building’s lobby. There will be plenty of (cheap) pizza, (off-brand) soda, and (average) music. While she wanted the theme of the party to be a LUAU, fresh pigs were a little expensive, and so were the dancers. Instead, the conference room has been lined with a series of modest decorations from the Dollar Tree. Some of them are vaguely Hawaiian, some of them say ‘It’s a Girl!’  — she really did not keep a close eye on the details. Guests will be greeted with their own tacky, plastic lei as they walk in, and that’s about as far as she stretched the theme. Sue would also like to remind guests that only twice slices of pizza are allowed per person, and alcohol will not be allowed.

GENERAL INFORMATION: 

WHEN: Thursday, June 14th. 

WHERE: Conference room located in the lobby. 

WHAT TIME: 6:30pm — 9:00pm.

hey there! now that i’ve gotten your attention, we have a few quick announcements: