#sylph-rambles

Sylph over here

Hey guys!! I’m back! (yes, just me, Sylph, don’t think Mage is gonna be back anytime soon D:)

So, first things first, I changed around some things around the blog (shouldn’t be too much of a problem though having to re-link everything on the masterlist is gonna be a pain, just thought the old joke was getting, well, old). 

Next, we have a new mod, the Witch of Space! Say hi!

Whee, so I've gotten into Homestuck and classpecting, and I'm sort of joining? So hey, I'm Witch, who's creativity disappears and reappears like a master illusionist and who helps Sylph with fraymotifs (can't promise they are helpful though) and classpecting (same thing).

As for, well, actual posts, I’ve finally cleared out the ListTM and am now going to work my way through the rest of the stuff piled up in the ask box and I sincerely apologise to everyone who sent in those asks and for the people who’s posts I have just put up, god it’s been a while /)m(\. In the meantime, feel free to send in any asks you have! :D

Cuz y’all apparently like this idea

The police force was useless.

Every time is a good time to say shit. 

English Literature teacher: …and you all look like frogs.

Same literature teacher: …you sit there, you be a pig

I don't want to be a monkey anymore.

The actor who did Frodo is very good at groaning when he got stabbed.

That's just like some creepy turtle

I have a dubious balloon floating around my table.

I'm getting marks for having an existential crisis.

The British were geniuses and they invented machines that mean we can be lazy.

Geography teacher: Nature is never straight. (bonus: nature is very gay)

Biology teacher: The artery of the wall

Why would you hang out with a bush

Me: I wish my bag had a search function.

Friend: I wish my life had a search function so I can find where my soul is.

More quotes cuz yes

The rock is rotting

Student 1 (on who would win in a fight):"I'm taller."

Student 2: "I exercise."

Student 1:"I carry a bass around." 

Also, what is the largest planet in the solar system? This person said the Sun

Ew go away

We have been cleaning this bitch… beach…

Biology teacher: ...coronary heart

Won't the vein explode

Biology teacher: The actual worm of the mealworm

Student 1: "Try to sound as sincere as possible"

Student 2:"But it's the teacher that we hate"

I dunno from where but she's bleeding

Nobody likes maple syrup. It tastes like a tree.

Um… are you alive…?

It's probably German. German's dubious