#sydspeaks

Ok you know what.. Shrek 2 is the best movie ever. The best movie I have ever seen even. Like Shrek and Fiona's romance was true and realistic. They were comfortable around each other and happy. Straight up they farted and burped and all that shit around each other. All those other animated couples that kids look up to and stuff.. They're all fake... They get all stiff and they try too hard. Also with real couples. Like Shrek only tried to change himself because her dad was goin nuts and shit. Also that cat is fantastic. And Donkey... Don't get me started. Donkey/Puss in Boots' dynamic was wild. They also dueted together like a motherfucker. BUT HOT DAMN THAT FAIRY GODMOTHER SANG FANTASTICALLY!!!!!!!!!!! like holy shit. She was GREAT. And her son, Prince Charming.. Man he can take me any day. But like not really because he's an asshole. And holy shit the whole movies humour and style was amazing. There were sly jabs at Starbucks and shit. Like I can't think of one complaint for the whole fuckin movie. Wow that's some good ass shit. And Damn those blind mice were good™ like this one part where Shrek got into the fairy godmothers factory by pretending to be in the union and that bitch at the desk was like "we don't even have dental" what fuckin kid gets that humour. And that dinner scene with Shrek and the King I was dyin.... Ok and also Shrek 3 was ABSOLUTE SHIT. What was even fuckin happening . Like why did they try to make another. How can you improve perfection? Dreamworks writers thought they were gods apparently. AND THE FUKIN FRANCHISE AND STUFF PEOPLE MADE FOR IT. "Shrek is love Shrek is life" is something I will never forget. And all the other shit people made. I just don't understand how this movie blew up like this then died AND THEN MADE SUCH A FUKIN COME BACK. Oh wait, I DO KNOW HOW, BECAUSE THAT IS THE BEST MOVIE OF ALL TIME . PERIOD.