"i don't know why you're mad at me, i didn't fucking do anything."

“don't  flatter  yourself,  a  fifth-grader  could've  done  this  as  well.”

                   ❝   aw   ,   baby   .   it's   so   cute   when   you're   jealous   .   ❞

                   ❝   y'know   ,   you're   saying   a   lot   of   words   without   really   saying   anything   .   .   .   are   you   even   really    sorry   ?    ❞

                   ❝   fuck   ,   dude   –   do   you   know   how   hard   you   make   my   job   sometimes   ?    ❞

❝ i’m sorry i showed up looking [ … ] like this. ❞ gestures toward the form fitted black dress. one she had adorned in hopes of grabbing her boyfriends attention, only to be canceled on. ❝ i feel stupid showing up at eleven at night wearing this, but … ❞ their feet carried them all the way across town. to here.

this really couldn't be happening -- some god somewhere must be playing a sick joke on him. after he snuck out this morning, hunter never thought he'd see them again. not once in his right mind did he think they'd be sat across from one another while they'd be having brunch with their friends. who hunter didn't know they had in common. this is karma for not being able to keep his dick in his pants -- it has to be. "can you uh..pass me the sugar?" hunter motioned to the side of them.

    "   are   ​​​​​​​​​​​​​​we   ​​​​​​​actually   ​​​​​​​​​​​​​​doing   ​​​​​​​​​​​​​​the   ​​​​​​​​​​​​​​right   ​​​​​​​thing   ​​​​​​​here   ​​​​​​​?​​​​   "