What gives him the right?!

- The fact that Sheldon fell hard, head over heels in love with Amy when she agreed about his aversion to soiled footwear. It’s just taking time for his big, dumb brain to catch up to the rest of him.

- Amy initiating their first kiss (when she was drunk) and Sheldon saying, “Fascinating.” like he is a freak’in vulcan.

- Every time Sheldon calls her by her full name, “Amy Farrah Fowler.” (“Whouu!”)

- Sheldon using the scientific method to help Amy figure out what is wrong with her when she exhibits physical attraction to a man. Which leads to them holding hands for the first time.

- That one time Amy and Sheldon were pretending to be in a relationship for the sake of Amy’s mother, and they thought that meant talking (in detail) about their sexual intercourse. Sheldon saying good-bye to Amy’s mother with, “I’m going to make love to your daughter’s vagina now!”

- Sheldon afterwards saying they should probably engage in sexual intercourse anyway at some point, and then covering it up with “Bazinga.” (Sure, Sheldon!)

- Amy saying, “I find the notion of romantic love to be an unnecessary cultural construct that adds no value to human relationships.” And Sheldon, heart beaming, responds, “Amy Farrah Fowler, that’s the most pragmatic thing anyone has ever said to me!”

- The fact that they are constantly texting each other everything all the time, and that Sheldon creepily has her on Zoom whether any of his friends/roommate are aware of it or not.

- Amy trying to cheer up Sheldon with those stupid Zoom backdrops.

- The fact that Sheldon tones down his commentary track when he is around Amy. He will sometimes make his pedantic, sanctimonious comments, but for the most part he is respectful of her thoughts and opinions, and usually finds himself speechless or stupefied by her feedback and comebacks.

- How many times both Sheldon and Amy say that they aren’t girl/boyfriends, just friends who happen to be a girl and a boy.

- Amy having to haggle with Sheldon for his showing physical affection towards her, which leads them to having the most awkward snuggle session ever.

- The fact that Amy is constantly throwing herself at Sheldon (when she is drunk) which leaves him incredibly flustered.

- Amy getting jealous of a bird because Sheldon was showering it with his affection.

- Sheldon yelling at his friends (in a public place) “Get your women in line!” because Amy was hurt and upset by Penny and Bernadette leaving her out of bridesmaid dress shopping. Damn, that was so hot. *fans self*

omg lol 

( ONE OF US ONE OF US )

personally i really liked murderstuck lmao, i was watching the lets read homestuck channel which voiced the comic and that made it all even more creepy lol i was lowkey freaking out but idk i liked it!!