#sweetperfxction

Sarah: Can I thread with angry Jesse bc hot

Beth: You don't want to thread with Jesse when he's pissed. Believe me

pick one of my muses bby and i’ll replyyyyy

Send ✆ for a morning text

Rory: You look dumb when you’re sleeping ://

Rory: its kinda cute

Rory: haha, good morning. love you.

Send ♔ for an angry voice mail

Call: Did you honestly think that this wouldn’t piss me off? You knew that would happen yet you invited him over. He’s a complete asshole and you still manage to think that he’s at least half decent. Well let me tell you he’s not. I know I can’t tell you who to be or not to be friends with but if he’s around then I rather not be there.

Send ♠ for a prank call

Call:  { Plays Ms New Booty by Bubba Sparxxx }

Send ☎ for an emotional voice mail

Call: Hey um, it’s Rory again. Well you know that. I uh — Listen I know you’re freaking out. So am I, trust me.But I don’t think I could deal with you ignoring me. We were best friends, we still are, I’m hoping we always will be. We’ve had week long sleep overs and we’ve broken bones together. You’ve never felt like you ever fit in and I didn’t either, yet we still had one person we could trust not matter what to make the day a little bit better. I don’t think I could have that with anyone else. And I guess over the years I’ve grown to like you more and more, I wish I could say you can’t blame me for liking you more than a friend now. But you can, and I’d be happy with taking that blame. But I’ll forget about it, all of it, if that makes you happy, if we could go back to the way things used to be. Just please, please call me back… I miss you.

Send ☏ for a vague voice mail

Call: I don’t want you to worry in case you hear anything any time soon. I’m fine. I’ll be fine. Bye.

Send ❖ for a confession(voicemail or text, specify.)

Rory: I could see us married in the future. I know we’re friends and we’ve always been but it’s always been just us. I make you food and you make fun of me. I guess in my head that what being married’s all about.

Send ⁇ for a worried text

Rory: Melody are you okay? You didn’t text me back last night and the whole day. I went to your house and they said you haven’t been home. I just, need to to know that you’re okay. Please text me back.

Send ♣ for a text not meant for you

Rory: But she is a ten and I am a five on good days and three on bad ones.

Send ✘ for a text that should have been sent

Rory: I don’t want things to change.

Send ✺for a saucy text

Rory: Fuck, I’ll be there in ten don’t start without me.

Send √ for an early morning text

Rory: I know that it’s five but I haven’t been able to sleep and I think you’re to blame.

Send ☠ for misguided advice

Rory:  Try painting over it before they find out .

Send ☢ for a desperate text

Rory: I need you here now. Like really really need you.

Send ☼ for a promise

difficxlties said: of course

It's funny because yOU ALREADY HAVE JESSE'S MAIN VERSE BUt okay. Give me Hariana because Hariana is life.

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big spoon/little spoon: I feel like they'd switch because rory gets sad a lot and she'd want to comfort him or smth so she'd hold onto him but most of the time rory.

favorite non-sexual activity: Playing video games

who uses all the hot water: Melody

most trivial thing they fight over: Whether or not Rory's cheating when playing tbh

who does most of the cleaning: Rory

what has a season pass on their dvr/who controls the netflix queue: Rory

who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working: Melody

who steals the blankets: Rory

who leaves their stuff around: Both of them

who remembers to buy the milk: Rory

who remembers anniversaries: Rory

and

who cooks normally?: They'd survive on junk food lbr

how often do they fight?: Never really, and if they did it would be over stupid things

what do they do when they’re away from each other?: Rory locks himself in his room and probably talks to his dog without realizing it. Melody would probably just text him.

nicknames for each other?: Mel, Ror, loser, dick head, (cute right)

who is more likely to pay for dinner?: They'd do rock paper scissors and then rory would loose and pay.

who steals the covers at night?: They'd fight over it while sleeping

what would they get each other for gifts?: snapbacks, clothes, videogames, food.

who kissed who first?: Melody probably kissed him first

who made the first move?: Rory

who remembers things?: Melody

who started the relationship?: Mel

who cusses more?: Mel