intricate rituals but we all know the true protagonist is mammons princess cap💖💞💘💗💝

seen from United Kingdom

seen from Pakistan
seen from Brazil
seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Russia

seen from Japan
seen from Australia
seen from United States
seen from United Kingdom

seen from Japan
seen from China
seen from United States

seen from Netherlands

seen from United Kingdom

seen from Mexico
seen from United States
intricate rituals but we all know the true protagonist is mammons princess cap💖💞💘💗💝

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
this is probably the most blasphemous thing I've said,,,which is a lot considering the blog I run but......
Is MC.....Jesus coded???
NO HEAR ME OUT!
• MC initially, and for most of OM, had 12 friends
• One of said friends betrayed them
• Killed and was resurrected
• Known for being kind and more or less leading the way/paving the path for a more peaceful and accepting future
• Related to a divine being, and because or this they are able to perform miracles/magic
• Just by meeting people and talking with them, they are able to get said people turned towards their views and ideology
• The whole Lamb thing
But also inverted because MC's also referred to as a "wolf in sheep's clothing" and is also shown to be a cheeky, chaotic dickhead who has no problem making threats and trying to set people and things on fire, and basically sacrificing the entirety of humanity to save their family
The contrast makes the similarities all the more interesting and intriguing I think,
"and i'd give up forever to touch you"
simeon x gn!reader
.
simeon had always tried his best to be a good angel. for himself, for luke, for all the others who look up to him. he followed the rules, never spoke out of line, and did what he was told. he had carved his way into the heart of the celestial realm and he had intended to stay.
but then the brothers fell and he realised that maybe the place he called home wasn't as perfect as it seemed. he started questioning certain laws and rules, wondering if casting the outcasts out was truly the right thing to do. his questions had him demoted, and he became an archangel. still high-ranking, of course, but he knew what it meant. it was a warning from the higher-ups and simeon took it to heart, making sure to keep his thoughts to himself, back to being the good little angel.
he thought he was done with his act of rebellion all those years ago, but then he met you and suddenly he didn't know what was right anymore. the process was slow and steady, just like the books he writes and he found himself falling for the very essence of you, your smile, your eyes, the way your hugs felt, how you love, how you care. you were the most beautiful thing he ever had the fortune of meeting- of seeing.
he questions himself at times, wonders if you're really worth the pain that will come forth and what he'll lose if he does something irreversible. the warnings and his demoted status are proof of what could happen and loving you like this was a dangerous slope. you are human, and simeon is desperate-- but then a single passing glance and a slight wave in the hallways of rad were all it took to dispel of these thoughts, cemented how he felt and what he would do for you. he no longer questions the laws of his home because he knew he'd break them all if it meant you'd live happily.
he finally knew why lilith did what she did, because if it was for you, he too would give up everything he had ever worked towards. his rank as an archangel, his power, his heart; he'd give up anything.
he thought he knew what heaven was but being by your side felt like so much more. you were the smell of dew in the rainy mornings, the moonlight against the ocean, the burn of tea against his tongue and the warmth in his chest that comes after. it isn't an exaggeration when he says that he'd give up forever to touch you.
Shep and Shrimpy: The unexpected therapist (menace) duo
I took some inspiration @kabrarts
this has definitely been done before but idc

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
Lucifer: One day. I just need one day without any headache from my brother's problem, especially Mammon.
Mc: I can help with that!
Lucifer: You can?
Mc: (Nodding and calling Mammon.)
Mammon: What do ya want?
Mc: Watch this video. (Give their human phone to Mammon)
Mammon: What is this?
-1 hour later-
Lucifer: Mc, what did you do to Mammon until he did not create another chaos?
Mc: I ask him to watch sensory videos for babies!
Lucifer: Sensory.... what?
Mc: And it has a playlist! Enough to distract Mammon for at least a few hours
P/s: I see someone using sensory video to distract their partner from bothering them since they are too busy with their work. And to their surprise, their partner really attached to that video. Not to mention that the couple are adults. It's hilarious and at the same time, cute :D. I mean... look at those dancing vegies. Those dancing vegies kinda.... cute?
Mammon: *loses MC in a crowd*
Mammon: Drastic times call for drastic measures.
Mammon: *screams* THE AVATAR OF GREED SUCKS AND IS A SCUMBAG
MC: *furious* WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT!?
I keep forgetting my Michael is in fact a headcanon but there you have it. Was going to add the last frame but I've been really unmotivated so I decided this is the end of the project.