Jul 1, 2021
I know this is fucked up but when I imagine Feanor just straight up rolling up on the Teleri and stealing their boats, I imagine him singing "You're Welcome" while doing it.
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I know this is fucked up but when I imagine Feanor just straight up rolling up on the Teleri and stealing their boats, I imagine him singing "You're Welcome" while doing it.
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