#swanseaposting

Fiche le camp- get lost, or scram!

Andouille- idiot, dummy ( i think )

Boudin- fat ( not that that's a bad thing haha ) , unattractive

Con- idiot ( harshly )

Chiant- annoying. feminine form is chiante i believe

Lavette - dishrag. spineless, weak

Beauf- someone who lacks manners i think

 Enculé- bastard " or worse" ( i don't speak french this is from a list)

Putain- damn, fuck, etc. not really an insult but I figured you'd enjoy it

 Blaireau- loser, doofus. ( literally means "badger" )

Glandu- lazy, slacker.

Casse-toi - literally "break yourself" , get out, buzz off.

Ta gueule- shut your mouth

fils de pute - son of a bitch

Peau de zob- penis skin. not super useful but you know.

Trou de ballet - asshole pretty much.

Un balai de chiotte - literally "toilet brush ", gross, useless, dirty

Crotte de chèvre - literally "goat turd"

Je te chie dans le cou- "I shit down your neck"

Moule à merde- Literally “mold of shit,” absolutely worthless or pathetic.

sac à merde - bag of shit

 Ta mère est tellement petite que sa tête pue des pieds - your mom joke, literally "Your mom is so short that her head smells like feet"

Nique ta mère- fuck your mother

Va te faire foutre- go fuck yourself

Pompe à chiasse- "diarrhea pump.”

Tu as le QI d'une huître- “You have the IQ of an oyster."

Bête comme ses pieds- " as dumb as your feet"

Do you like it?— oh right uh… if… if you see curly can you say ‘ohnono the horese?’ Oh and if you think you’re goin’ crazy just tell anya about us!!! She knows about us!! And loooved being with us!!!

Now I gotta go, take care of em for me!!

xoxo, ting.

Take it easy, kid. Fuck you mean his boy? ...Pass. I ain't getting involved with whatever this is.

...That's no photo of me. Is this fucking generated? And what the hell is with the bow?

Uh-huh. Hey, Anya, didja just looove the voices? ...Ya don't have to mince words. Uh-huh. That's what I thought.

Names? I— my name is Kestrel Warbler. I don't uh, I don't know if she's hearing any of this (she probably is), but my mom kind of uh... adopted Curly. Well, she's planning to, anyway. So she showed me how to talk to him like everyone else does, and uh, now I guess I can hear it. Sometimes. I still can't quite figure it out the uh... mechanics, though. Got it the other night, but now...? I don't understand what's happening at all. She never told me about— well, that's not right, she did talk about other voices. And uh, yeah, I definitely heard some of the things they had to say to me. About me. Whatever. But this is different somehow. Can't really explain it.

... So, are we just... here forever, now?

Uh-huh. I’ll live.

Right. Hey, what happened to his parents? Cap can be somethin’ of a closed book, but the cover’s transparent. If his folks kicked it I would’ve heard. At least, I thought.

Hello?

Bossman?

{ 🔥🌺 }

…What the fuck.

Anya. Daisuke’s still asleep, ain’t he? One of them sounds exactly like him. Well, quieter. But other than that… No, why? I don’t care if responding’s the polite thing to do. Polite thing to do would be respectin’ the privacy of a man’s brain. Why am I— Because I woke up hearing voices! Like I ain’t got enough problems!

…

Daisuke… voice thing. Hi. How’s it going.

WAIT AH FUCK NO DON'T SEND THAT YOU STUPID PIECE OF-

[MESSAGE SENT]

-Time Loop Curly

Excuse me?

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