May 25, 2025
doodle for my friend who put himself through rewatching TROS
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doodle for my friend who put himself through rewatching TROS
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it's like. you can't really understand what fandom is like towards Black characters unless you're Black and/or until you have a Black character as your fave and then. you can never unknow the way fandom (and society) across the board treat Black characters in any fandom they're in until the end of time
Star Wars Characters as Overly Sarcastic Productions Quotes
Anakin: It's more like he was a bundle of issues shambling around in a roughly bipedal approximation of a man.
Padmé: A Roman province is no substitute for honest affection.
Obi-Wan: But Sun manages to charisma his way through the dialogue tree
Ahsoka: Dante had a complicated relationship with his hometown, being that he really liked it, but he just wished it wasn't so full of assholes who exiled him.
Luke: It may be little surprise that Martin Luther famously said, quote, "Screw this, screw the Church, I'll do it myself, don't @ me."
Leia: Terrible news, old chap, I'm afraid Her Majesty's been cancelled!
Han: Unorthodox display of hubris, but very well.
Palpatine: So now Zahak the Serpent King is the Shah of Persia, which is GREAT if the goal is making the world an exponentially shittier place to live.
Dooku: Diplomacy is complicated. You have to manage competing interests and work cooperatively to ensure the best communal outcome. But luckily, there's a much more efficient option: murder.
Maul: I keep trying to shoot people in the head and they keep not getting shot in the head by me.
Yoda: This is terrible. Awful. We have to do something! … In 8 to 13 business months.
Shmi: And then one day, after being magically impregnated by a ball of feathers (don't ask)
Qui-Gon: It is I, your fairy dad-mother.
Satine: That sure is A LOT of stabbing! (I'm skipping all of it.)
Rey: Oops, did someone forget to give their main character a motivation?
Finn: Oh balls, I might be in over my head!
Poe: Did somebody say IMPULSIVE?
Rose: … and then he gives a nice little rousing speech to the rather disheartened Trojans, although he's mostly talking out of his ass, as he has no idea where they are or really where they're supposed to be going.
Kylo Ren: In fact, this family later produces Agamemmnon, a crime which I can only imagine was later added to Tantalus' already extensive rap sheet.
Hux: Our hero, Satan.
Snoke: Basically homeboy's face is jacked.
Ok but imagine if the Sequel Trilogy was just a series and every so often Rey gets 'captured' by the FO and always somehow 'escapes'
And then one day the Light Side Trio all get captured.
Hux: *glares at Poe* Rebel Scum
Hux: *glares at Finn* Traitor
Hux: *sees Rey* Oh, hi Rey.
Rey: Hi Hux. Is Ben here?
Hux: Ren's on his way. He already made dinner reservations.
*Troopers uncuff Rey*
Finn: No fair :(
Powerscaling is bullshit nonsense to begin with
But trying to apply it to Star Wars is especially stupid, fights in SW have never been about power
Revenge of the Sith is the best example of this
Obi-Wan defeats Anakin, therefore Obi-Wan is more powerful than Anakin right?
But Anakin defeated Dooku, who beat Obi-Wan, so how did Obi-Wan defeat Anakin when Obi-Wan couldn't beat someone Anakin could?
Because it's not about power
There has always been more to winning fights in SW than power, factors like experience, wisdom, mental clarity, focus, emotional control, skill, training, physical condition, strategy, cunning, and more all go into why someone wins or loses
Rey and Finn vs kylo is a great example of this, the latter is more powerful and experienced, but he is also injured, emotionally unstable and outnumbered
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So- I almost died while making this drawing for Pride Month because I'm kinda sick- But I didn't, so YAY- Anyways, here's my favorite mlm ships, lol- HAPPY PRIDE MONTH
If the cold I caught doesn't get me first, I'll make the wlw version of this in this month still, lol-
ALSO- Idk if the characters look THAT much like themselves, and the background isn't as good as I wanted it to be, lol- But I like the result. Anyways- BONES SHINY UNIFORM IS UNDERRATED
#FinnPoeWeek2024: Ancient Rome AU
When JJ Abrams didn’t make them canon so you use his daughter’s music to edit them. (Also the CHEMISTRY even tho they’re in completely different movies here)
han, eyeing grogu warily: Small creatures are much more vicious because they have a smaller body to bottle up all their emotions.
luke: Ridiculous. Give me some examples.
finn: Wasps?
rey: Terriers?
han: Leia.
rex: Tavi.
anakin: Yoda.