Reader is an eldritch being who once took care of Arlecchino when they were just a baby, but saw that they were too different and they weren't able to properly raise her, so with a heavy heart, they left her at a home, also let's change her backstory a bit, so reader left her at a home who took care of her for a bit, up until they died and she was then transferred into the House of Hearth, then after that nothing changed, anyways, after many years she meets reader, but they are in the form of a younger effeminate man that slightly looks like a of relative to Arlecchino, and the only reason she knows it is reader is cause of a certain feeling she distinctly knows from certain memories she would remember as a baby seeing a gigantic spider carrying her around attempting to be her parent, and it seemed a bit too real to be a simple dream, but there was always a lingering feeling of happiness when she wakes up, btw the reason why in her perspective reader looks like a gigantic spider is cause she really likes spiders and it was the only thing her brain could comprehend reader as at the time, anyways, so they meet and Reader is worried that she doesn't recognize him, but she does, so he literally almost bursts in happiness, he flashed everyone around him and her in a gold light making them blind, lmao, but he reverses the damage and takes out those memories of it happening to them, anyways after a bit they talk and so on about Arlecchino's life, which reader was very sad about since he didn't know the people he left her with originally died, after a while reader meets the children at House Hearth, and he looks excited as he looks at the children then turns to Arlecchino saying "These are your little ones, they look so cute!" And he's just squeezing their cheeks, patting their heads happily as he comments on how cute they are, and overall being very affectionate and happy with them.
Also sorry if I confuse you and if I keep changing the orphanage's name that Arlecchino now runs-
Even Monsters Make Good Parents
Summary: Arlecchino always thought the memories were dreamsâstrange lullabies, too many limbs, warmth that didnât make sense. But when you returnâan eldritch being once tasked with keeping her safe, long vanished and long mournedâthose dreams become reality. What follows is not rage or horror, but a quiet, surreal reunion filled with soft webbing, awkward apologies, and the odd comfort of watching you dote on her adopted children like a long-lost spider relative. You couldnât stay before, but now? You want to try again.
Tags: Arlecchino x Male!Reader, Eldritch!Reader, Reader is Not Human, Found Family, Reunion, Soft Angst, Surreal Fluff, Parental Themes, Hurt/Comfort, Bittersweet Happy Ending, Gentle Comedy, Protective, Wholesome Monster Content, Spider Imagery, Memory & Dreams.
Warnings: Mentions of childhood abandonment (non-malicious), Brief reference to parental death/house fire (off-screen, not graphic), Non-human/eldritch themes, Mild emotional hurt/comfort.
She always thought it was a dream.
That warm cocoon of safety from when she was very smallâbefore names, before pain, before the cold reality of the world carved her into the slicing machine she is today. The memory lingered like a phantom touch: a gentle hum, a lullaby in a language that made her bones vibrate, and the embrace of limbsâtoo many to be human.
Spindly, gentle limbs. Like a spiderâs legs.
She liked spiders.
So when she dreamed of the gigantic creature that once cradled her in webs of starlight, she didnât scream. She felt⊠safe.
You arrived like an echo from a different dimension.
Not loud. Not demanding. You simply wereâlike something the world had misplaced and was only now remembering. Your presence bent the light, made the air seem thinner, made her heart pause in its rhythm.
She didnât recognize your faceâcouldnât, really. It was like looking into something trying to appear human, like a relative remembered from a dream. But it wasnât your shape that mattered.
It was the feeling.
A pulse. A pull. The same warmth from her oldest, most impossible memory.
You stood quietly in the hall, like a visitor hesitating on the threshold of a long-abandoned home.
ââŠYou donât recognize me?â you asked gently, like you didnât want to hope.
Her eyes narrowed. âI do.â
You blinked. Then your face lit up, blooming into pure, unrestrained joy.
âYouâ you do?!â
Light exploded from you like a burst of gold.
It was so bright several staff members outside screamed. The kids in the upper hall went temporarily blind. One poor cat in the courtyard saw heaven and came back crankier than ever.
Arlecchino blinked once. âYouâre still dramatic, I see.â
You immediately panicked, motioning in wide, frantic gestures. âOopsâwaitâno, sorry! Sorry!â In an instant, you pulled the memory of the flash from every nearby mind like threads from a tapestry, rewinding time just enough to erase the chaos.
She raised a brow. âIs that necessary?â
You coughed. âI got excited. My bad.â
She studied you carefully, her expression unreadable. â...Youâre the spider.â
A pause. You nodded slowly. âTechnically, no. But thatâs⊠how your infant mind made sense of me. So⊠yes. I suppose I was.â
âYou carried me.â
âYou liked to be upside-down in my webs,â you said quietly. âI sang to you in a language no one remembers. You always fell asleep with your cheek against my chest.â
ââŠWhy did you leave?â
Your glow softened, dimming like a sunset pulled into itself.
âI was⊠too different,â you whispered. âToo strange. I couldnât speak your language properly. I couldnât cradle you like others could. You cried and I didnât know why. So I found a familyâgood peopleâwho could raise you better. I stayed close. I watched. I thought you were safe. But thenâŠâ
She looked away.
âThey died,â she said flatly. âThere was a fire. The neighbors didnât come in time.â
âI didnât know,â you said, voice breaking. âIf I hadâif I had known, I wouldâveââ
âStop.â
The word wasnât cruel. Just tired.
Then, after a pause:
ââŠYou tried.â
You looked up, tentative. âYou forgive me?â
âNo,â she replied. âBut I understand.â
Something in you trembled.
âI thought you might hate me.â
âI did. Then I dreamt of you. Over and over. Your legs, your humming, your webs. I woke up happy. Couldnât explain why.â
You let out a quiet, almost teary laugh. âI guess I made an impression.â
âNot many spiders sing lullabies,â she replied.
Later, you walked with her through the House of the Hearth. You asked to meet the childrenâher little ones.
She hesitated, then led the way.
When you stepped into the childrenâs wing, your expression shifted instantly to delight, as though youâd stepped into a hidden grove of blooming flowers.
âThese are your little ones?â you said, clasping your hands together like someone seeing baby stars. âTheyâre so cute!â
But you were already kneeling down, softly aglow, eyes wide as you looked at each child like they were the most delicate and divine creatures in the world.
âThis one has tiny fangs!â you cooed. âAnd this one has sleepy eyesâjust like you used to have!â
A small boy stared at you suspiciously. âAre you Father's brother?â
âSomething like that,â you said with a grin, squishing his cheek gently. âShe used to chew on my hair when she was a baby, did you know that? Wouldnât let go.â
Arlecchino groaned softly. âYouâre making that up.â
âThey donât have to know that,â you whispered conspiratorially, patting three heads at once.
You turned back to her, your expression softenedâless cosmic, more human. Less glowing god, more proud guardian.
âYou did it,â you said quietly. âYou became what I couldnât. I thought Iâd lost you forever⊠but you found them. You made a family.â
She folded her arms, averting her gaze. ââŠTheyâre not mine. Not really.â
âThey are,â you said, âbecause you love them. And because they are safe with you.â
A long silence passed between you.
Then:
ââŠYouâre still a terrible singer.â
You smirked. âAnd you still have terrible taste in sleepwear.â
The children looked between you two with big, confused eyesâhalf in awe, half unsure whether they were supposed to laugh or leave.
That night, after the children had gone to bed, you left a thread on her windowsillâsilver, delicate, folded into the shape of a small heart.
She never told anyone she kept it under her pillow.
And sometimes, when sleep took her, she dreamed of limbs rocking her gently againâonly now, they were joined by smaller limbs.
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