#superqueerpasta

I saw Prowly's cousin at a thrift store the other day and was sorely tempted to acquire them. But I hesitated, for there really is no other Owl like Prowly in this Tumblrverse, is there?

Unless of course you would like to expand Prowly's fam, in which case I could possibly check next Wednesday when they are open again and see if the cousin is still available. Remarkable family resemblance, I tell you--just remarkable@

Thank you for the thought, but one Prowly is enough for me :D (There definitely is some kind of artist on contract with figurine companies who specializes in the ur-prowly design, though.) 

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Is he prepared to be bathed in sanitizer?

THANK

Good long boys!!

impistry replied to your photo “Noodle griffons: cute: or just too weird? Also trying to decide if...”

I love the long noodle <3

Noodle shape is best shape xD

thisismesaying replied to your photo  “Noodle griffons: cute: or just too weird? Also trying to decide if...” Cute both leggos

enitnerolf replied to your photo  “Noodle griffons: cute: or just too weird? Also trying to decide if...” If you think about it griffons have two sets of hind legs and that really doesn’t make sense. These are very cute ❤️ 

oh #1 lifehack for humidifier action is to line-dry clothes in your apartment. One of those collapsible racks can do like, a whole washer-load, and then fits under the couch when you're not using it.

Oh interesting! I generally do line dry at least a couple of things -- I can’t dry some, they would just take days and smell bad by the time they were dry -- and I haven’t considered whether there’s a difference when things are line drying. I’ll have to be more aware next time! 

memprime replied to your photo “Checked in on the Cryptids and caught Dearborn practicing her yelling....”

OMG you have a baby hive mother lamp!

I have a WHAT? 

superqueerpasta replied to your post “A brief overview of my day: I did the tour of the Bureau of Engraving...”

Blasphemy roulette seems so innocently hilarious (depending on how religious you are) and I love it

What -- and I say this with my whole heart -- the Fuck??

Imagine me when I peeped behind the plastic. I thought it would just be like some machinery and maybe a workdesk and it was THAT. I burst out laughing I was so surprised. My first thought was “I can’t climb over this, I’m wearing TEVAS.”  

niennanir replied to your photo “The building I live in has an attached underground garage, but my...”

You need too demand a refund, because you no longer have a spot for your bike

I’m going to talk to the building about it but I doubt I’ll get one. Five years ago that would have been a significantly bigger deal than it is now, but at least approaching it from the POV of “Hey I paid for this” might draw attention to the fact that what they did is kinda fucked up. 

ameliahcrowley replied to your photo “The building I live in has an attached underground garage, but my...”

Ye gods! Did the construction guys assume the garage owners would tell you and the owners assume the construction people would work around you? The slamming things into the wall thing looks like typical "It's their fault, they were warned" officious not-very-passive aggressiveness to me. Whoever slipped up, that's pretty awful behaviour.

I have no idea. We did get a notice that there would be construction in the garage, but it explicitly said “no action is required by you at this time” and the notification was mainly so we would know what the weird underground noises were. As far as I’m aware, no bike owners were contacted about their bikes needing to be removed. 

barefootwithneonhands replied to your photo “The building I live in has an attached underground garage, but my...”

Every part of this story makes me homesick for Chicago. Please keep us updated on how company responsible for this BS alternately dodges your calls or insults/threatens you. *wipes away nostalgic tear*

For some reason I thought you already had a weighted blanket. What're your first impressions?

Honestly, so far not that great, but I’m not done giving it a chance yet. I think the problem is that weighted blankets are really meant for people who either have free-range anxiety, focus and/or sensory overload issues, or insomnia issues. While I do occasionally get really bad anxiety it’s always attached to something that it’s legit to be anxious about, it’s just not legit to be AS ANXIOUS as I get about The Thing, whatever it is. And I don’t have any sleep problems or regular sensory overload issues -- once in a long while, mainly audio, but my tolerance for chaos is actually extremely high. So I’m not really the target market to start with. 

And it’s not that I expected the weighted blanket to actually feel like a hug, but SO MANY articles say that it does that I was very nonplussed at the actual physical sensation. It’s not particularly soothing or pleasurable, it’s just...heavy. But it might be different in a different application than as a lap/sleeping blanket. 

I went to bed with it on around 7:30, fell asleep like normal, and woke around 10:30 and had to take it off the bed because a) I was a MILLION DEGREES too warm and b) I had pain in my hips and knees where the blanket had basically pinned me in an awkward position. But that doesn’t really signify much since I have problems with my knees anyway, it’s just the blanket exacerbated them by preventing me from shifting much.  

Confirmed: Sam is just a bunch of teeth.