JUNO’S DCU REALITY !
📍 metropolis, de ( c. 2007 )
www . voiceofthetempest . com
YOU HAVE A NEW ANONYMOUS QUESTION !
Hey Tempest. There’s this coworker of mine, and I can’t seem to get my mind off her. I’m sure it’s obvious to everyone around us at the office, but she means the world to me. I’ve already tried writing her initials in the clouds and gifting her plenty of flowers. How do I make sure they know how special and loved they are? — Boy Scout
YOU HAVE A NEW TEXT FROM ROSIE !
clark, my love, stop using my blog to confess your love for me (again). dinner’s ready, come here ! <3 r.
2000s DC UNIVERSE . . . think sex & the city meets brooklyn 99 meets superman meets better cr . a lovely mashup of superman media ( including comics, superman 2025, smallville, my adventure with superman, the 1996 animated superman show, etc etc etc )
WHO IS ROSIE ?
also known as tempest, rosie is a semi-retired superhero turned advice columnist for the daily planet. known around the office and her friend group as clark kent’s college sweetheart & best-friend-turned-lover. now, she’s one half of an unstoppable and painfully hopeful hero duo protecting metropolis from anything the universe ( lex luthor ) might throw its way. during the day day, they handle any problems that arise, whether that’s human relationship related or out of this world. after all, the most powerful way to make a difference in the world is by helping others !
when rosie isn’t churning out advice articles for the daily planet, they’re answering questions on their secret advice blog, www.voiceofthetempest.com ! dedicated to relationship and life advice for heroes, metahumans, or anyone else who might need it. as tempest, her superhero identity, she answers everything from intimacy with magic, to balancing responsibilities, to how to tell your civilian partner that you got magical powers from a rock you found in space.
rosie is the hypothetical love child of carrie bradshaw & charlotte york— not literally, but in theory. human psychology & witchcraft enthusiast. had a mostly normal upbringing, but not so normal post-college travel experiences ( i found an ancient staff, unlocked primordial nature & energy magic powers, and changed the course of my life forever ). lex luthor’s #1 hater !
when rosie returned to metropolis, they got a job at the daily planet as a relationship advice columnist, with a flair for giving intuitively too-accurate life advice. who is the man at the desk across from hers? none other than their years-long, painfully obvious college crush, clark kent.
did we spend years dancing around our feelings? yes.
did we still email back and forth for almost 2 years while we each traveled the world on our own? also yes.
did we immediately recognize each other as heroes? of course we did. because why wouldn’t we.
did we sit on the roof of the daily planet, drink hot chocolate, and debrief each other on how the last years of our lives unfolded, especially how the hell we ended up both being superheroes? yes. yes we did. it took hours
it’s hard to find a reason not to be together when you’ve laid everything out in the table all at once, when you’ve been best friends for years, when you know each others families, and when you share a unique understanding of how chaotic being a superhero can be. fate has a funny way of bringing people together, especially when they’re both navigating how to connect with the world & make a difference. honestly, what can go wrong?
