#superluthorlane

1. Who is the early bird/ Who is the night owl? - Lena and Lucy both get up a ridiculous hours of the morning. Lena stays up until ridiculous hours of the night as well. Lucy has an incredible internal clock and she almost always falls asleep at the same time every night and can wake up without an alarm. Kara thinks they’re crazy. Her sleep schedule is always wonky because of Supergirl calls. 2. Who is the big spoon/ Who is the little spoon? - Kara is big spoon for both of them. Lucy tries to the be the big spoon but it never lasts. Lena takes her turn every now and again. 3. Who hogs the cover/ Who loves to cuddle? - Kara and Lucy fight over the covers in their sleep. Kara could cuddle for years. 4. Who wakes the other one up with kisses? - This is Lena’s favorite thing. 5. Who usually has nightmares? - Kara has the worst ones. Lena comes second. Lucy isn’t really plagued with them; she’s the comfort. 6. Who would have really deep emotional thoughts at the middle of the night/ Who would have them in the middle of the day? - Lena but only because she stays up later than either of the other two. 7. Who sweats the small stuff? - Kara and Lena are a mess of nerves whenever anything happens. Lucy just shakes her head and takes care of it.  8. Who sleeps in their underwear (or naked)/ Who sleeps in their pajamas? - Lena sleeps in a shirt and underwear. Kara always has matching pajamas. Lucy could go to bed with anything on and it wouldn’t make a difference but the less the better. Kara’s a space heater anyway and a lot of times she has to shed whatever she’s wearing. Lena and Kara are never upset by waking up to that in the morning. 9. Who makes the coffee (or tea)? - If Lucy lets Lena make it, its bitter. If she let’s Kara make it it’s either full of sugar or from Noonan’s. 10. Who likes sweet/ Who likes sour? - Kara is full on sweet. The other two vary. 11. Who likes horror movies/ Who likes romance movies? - Lucy is all about the horror movie. Kara hides her face in a pillow for all but the first five minutes. Most of the time she coerces Lucy into switching movies. She’s all about the romance. Lena’s content with any movie as long as she’s laying between them. 12. Who is smol/ Who is tol? - Lucy is a smol with two tol girlfriends. 13. Who is considered the scaredy cat? - Lucy be damned if anything scares her.  14. Who kills the spiders? - Kara hates them. If there’s one on the floor, she leaps up, “Lucy! Get in here!” Lucy comes in to find her girlfriend hovering in midair, staring at a tiny, unmoving spider on the ground, with absolute terror in her eyes. Lena looks on amused, “You fight aliens everyday and -” Kara just shushes her and makes Lucy catch it and take it outside. 15. Who is scared of the dark? - They all find it pretty comforting. 16. Who is scared of thunderstorms? - None of them are very fond of them. Lucy’s seen one too many bombs go off to be fond of anything as loud. They sound much too like explosions for Kara as well. Lena’s not scared of them but she hates the way they make her girlfriends feel. 17. Who works/ Who stays at home? - They all workin’ ladies. 18. Who is a cat person/ Who is a dog person? - They pretty much all go for dogs but Lena wouldn’t mind a cat. 19. Who loves to call the other one cute names? - Lucy sometimes will use “babe” but other than that she just calls them by name. Kara uses their names. Lena is the one with a constant stream of endearments. 20. Who is dominant/ Who is submissive? - They all tend to go back and forth depending on the situation. Kara is the most likely to be dominant at the start. 21. Who has an obsession (over anything)? - Lucy and Lena have come to terms with being the second and third loves of Kara’s life. Food is first. 22. Who goes all out for Valentine’s Day? - Lena’s love language is very much gift giving so she tends to be the one to buy them things on any holiday actually. Kara likes the romance of it. Lucy couldn’t care less about Valentine’s Day but goes along with it because she adores her girlfriends. 23. Who asks who out on the first date? - Kara is oblivious to any form of flirting until someone points it out to her. Lena is too hesitant and thinks she’s overthinking relationship too often to take that step. Lucy wants to strangle them both. 24. Who is the talker/ Who is the listener? - Aside from Kara’s rambling, there is very open and healthy communication between the three of them. 25. Who wears the other one's clothes? - Lena and Lucy steal Kara’s shirts all the time. Sometimes Kara runs out of clothes so fast because there are three people wearing them. 26. Who likes to eat healthy/ Who loves junk food? - Lena is the healthiest of all of them but caves to anything Kara wants. Kara would just eat fried food and junk food if she could. Lucy tries to moderate both of them. 27. Who takes a long shower/ Who sings in the shower? - Kara sings...loudly. Lena hums sometimes and Kara and Lucy just look at each other and smile. She also takes forever. Lucy’s all about that 5 minute shower...unless someone decides to join her and then she has to be dragged out. 28. Who is the bookworm? - If Lena doesn’t go into work on a Saturday or Sunday and they didn’t make plans, she curls up in a chair and reads for hours.  29. Who is the better cook? - None of them can cook but at least Lucy can boil water without catching anything on fire.  30. Who likes long walks on the beach? - Kara. It reminds her of when she first came to Earth and lived with the Danvers. They had the beach right next to them.  31. Who is more affectionate? - Kara is very tactile. 32. Who likes to have really long (deep) conversation? - Surprisingly Lucy. Being raised by her father, though not all great or not all horrible, didn’t leave room for much talk about emotions. She was taught to just skirt around the rough bits. So being with two women who are extremely conscious of their own hearts and minds was new and they got past her walls until she wanted to tell them everything she ever feels. So she does. 33. Who would wear “not guilty” t-shirt/ Who would wear “sin” t-shirt? - Kara doesn’t get either. She gets one that says “Guilty” because Lucy has had to ask one too many times, “Hey, where did my leftovers go?” Lucy said Lena should wear the “not guilty” one because of that time that Lena went to prison. Lena glared at her and Lucy never brought it up again. 34. Who would wear “if lost return to…” t-shirt/ Who would wear “I am…” t-shirt? - Lena gets Kara and Lucy the “if lost return to...” shirts. Sometimes they act like children and she has to keep track of them somehow. 35. Who goes overboard on the holidays? - It’s like Kara sets off a holiday bomb in their apartment/house. With gift giving though, Lena because it’s her love language. 36. Who is the social media addict? - None of them are into it. (That’s specifically show universe. In my head, they’re all really annoying on Instagram.) 37. Height difference or age difference? - It’s sizeable. Kara picks Lucy up to kiss her just because she knows it annoys Lucy. 38. Who likes to stargaze? - Kara but ever since they started dating, Lucy and Lena join her. 39. Who buys cereal for the prize inside? - Lucy buys it. Kara gets the prize.  40. Who is the fun parent/ Who is the responsible parent? - Kara and Lena are so strung out about safety that it’s unbearable. Lucy plans motorcycle jaunts, “Obviously not until they’re out of booster seats and can sit on the bike themselves, I’m not crazy,” and Kara and Lena about lose their minds.  41. Who cries during sad movies? - They all do but Lucy would never admit it. 42. Who is the neat freak? - Lena isn’t necessarily a neat freak but Lucy and Kara have heard, “Orderly isn’t bad,” one too many times. 43. Who wins the stuffed animals at the carnival for the other one? - Kara tried once...she broke things. Lucy took over. 44. Who is active/ Who is lazy? - Not one of these women is lazy but Lena grumbles jealously about how Kara can lounge on the couch for days, stuffing her face with junk. 45. Who is more likely to get drunk? - Lena only because she drinks more than the other two combined. But with alien alcohol, it takes two seconds to get Kara tipsy. 46. Who has the longer food order? - There’s not even a question. Kara. 47. Who has the more complex coffee order? - Kara. Lena likes it black. Lucy likes it a little less black. And Kara puts so much cream and sugar in it that Lena doesn’t think it can be classified as coffee anymore. 48. Who loses stuff? - Lucy at work is on top of thing. Lucy at home can be holding a spoon and think all of the spoons in the house have disappeared. 49. Who is the driver/ Who is the passenger? - Lucy drives. Lena would rather have a driver. And as for Kara, “Why would anyone take a car if they could fly?” 50. Who is the hopeless romantic? - Kara. Lucy tried to explain that romcoms are not real life but that doesn’t mean Kara has stopped showing up with bouquets as big as herself. Lena has a vase set aside.

I feel like they need a reminder, since it seems like they think having Sanvers is the limit to the amount of gay couples they can have on the show.

Haven’t they realized their fanbase ships 95% gay ships???

Like, maybe another show might have reasonable cause to worry about having too much homo, but not this one.

This one’s been a gay fave from the start, so, uh:

-Prefers gummy vitamins over pill ones: Kara once didn’t realize they were vitamins and ate a whole jar as a snack -Prefers pizza without the tomato sauce: Lena asked once and Kara stopped working for a whole ten minutes so she never asked again -Cries at romantic comedies: Kara mostly. Lena tears up sometimes and Lucy sniffles and blames it on allergies that she doesn’t have -Says “me” at literally everything: It’s more of Lucy and Kara pointing at different things, mostly dogs, and saying, “you,” to each other -Is the most likely to have a weird knick knack hobby: Lena fucking Luthor  -Dips their fries in mayonnaise: According to Kara, Lucy is a monster -Obsessively touches things: Kara but it’s only because she developed the habit when she was younger. Everything felt different when she first landed and it’s something that just stuck with her. -Hoards books, 75% of which they’ve never even read: Lena “i’ll get to them eventually” Luthor as she adds to the pile of unread books. Eventually Lucy puts a stop to it and Lena’s excuse is “they make good table decorations” -Likes flavored water over plain: None of them like it but Lucy always somehow buys it by accident thinking its regular water so Kara takes care of it...meaning she fills up water balloons with it and chucks them at Winn’s head when he’s least expecting it. There was recently a memo sent out to all DEO staff advising them that water balloons have been added to the list of banned items. Kara stomps in, “J’onn, we can carry around alien weapons the size of me but a water balloon is contraband?”

Lena: I love you too.

Kara: Oh, uh, I wasn’t talking to you.

Lucy: Ha-ha, sucker. Knew I was the favorite!

Kara: Ummm...this is awkward

Kara: *sets down potsticker that she had been staring at*

No one asked but I have some headcanons (x)

-Who drinks milk from the jug, who sighs exasperatedly, and who is oblivious to it all? - Lucy drinks from the milk jug. It was something she did as a child to piss of Lois. Now she’s pissing off Lena. Kara just grabs it out of her hand and pours it in her cereal before giving it back.

-Who’s the safe driver, the fast driver, and the driver who’s apparently lost their driving privileges? - Lena is the safe driver though she rarely drives herself. Lucy is the fast driver. She prefers her bike as it is so whenever she’s in a car, she tries to drive it like a bike. Kara drove once (and she wasn’t actually doing that bad) but then she said, “People have to take a test to do this?” and Lucy immediately pulled the emergency break.

-Who goes to the Redbox, who makes the popcorn, and who gets the blankets? - They tell Kara she should have to because it would be the fastest but Kara’s already wrapped up in a blanket cocoon on the couch pouting for Lena to pop the popcorn so Lucy just grumbles and leaves.

-Who wants a pickup, who wants a Lamborghini, and who wants a smart car? - They still don’t let Kara drive so she doesn’t have a choice. Lucy wants a Lamborghini. If she had to have a car instead of a bike, she was going to at least have one that looked sleek. Lena goes with the smart car. Lucy laughs, “A smart car for a smart girl,” and Lena retorts, “Maybe this should be your’s. It is just your size.” Lucy just stares in shock that Lena dared to make a short joke. 

-Who’s the talker, the listener, and who’s both? - Kara’s the talker though she’s a pretty decent listener too, especially when it comes to those she cares about. Lucy is both but she’s still more on the quiet side. If they want to know anything about Lena, they have to drag it out of her. 

-Does the tallest lord his tallness over the others? - Kara loves being the tallest mostly for the cuddles and hugs but she doesn’t make fun of them for it. Lena and Lucy are an entirely other problem altogether. 

-Who bakes the cookies, and who eats the cookies? - No one in the house can eat anything if Kara sees it first.

-Who watches sci-fi, who watches cooking shows, and who watches anime? - They all watch sci-fi though they would probably all benefit from cooking shows because none of them can cook for shit. 

-Who is/are the childish one(s)? - When it comes to Lucy and Kara, Lena feels like she’s taking care of two children.

-Who insists on going to the amusement park, who wins the prizes, and who takes a million selfies? - Kara wants to go and makes them take pictures everywhere in the park. Lucy took over the prize winning when Kara threw a ball so hard she shattered an entire row of glasses. 

-Who always fusses over how they look? - Lena. Sometimes Lucy has to get Kara to carry Lena out of the bathroom so she can use it in the morning. It’s not vanity. It’s necessary for her job but Lucy still has to pee. Lena just complains that they both have it easy. Lucy doesn’t have to look all glammed up to go to work and Kara has alien genetics so she doesn’t get spots or bags under her eyes. 

-Who has what love language? Kara is all about physical affection. She’s touchy-touchy all the time. She will cuddle anytime and anyplace. Lena is all about gifts. Growing up with the Luthors didn’t teach her much about physical affection so she’s getting there but she’s the one to bring home random things that remind her of Lucy or Kara. Lucy really just wants time with them both and she takes it whenever she can get it.

-Who got the dog/cat/dragon, who asks where the h*** the dog/cat/dragon came from? - Kara brings home a stray once. Lucy comes home to find Kara and Lena snuggling it on the couch and just rolls her eyes.

-Who’s the cinnamon roll(s)? - All of them.

-Who could and would beat anyone up if they dare threatened said cinnamon roll(s)? - They all could. Lucy would be the first to throw actual punches. Lena loves threats. Kara always goes for intimidation.

-Who asked out who first? - Lena 100% asked out Kara first. If she didn’t, they’d never be dating because Kara is oblivious. Lucy kinda just migrated her way in and no one questioned it.