"ok fair enough with the bathrooms and the cash and the zipper i guess but then why does your jacket have so many buckles? how long does it take to put that on? is that fashion?? OK ALSO THE JOKE: what happened to the frog that parked illegally? he got... TOAD!!!!! HAHA!!!"
“Look, the buckles are part of the aesthetic appeal, okay? They’re for fashion. Not function. I don’t actually unbuckle these when I put on the jacket. I just... put on the jacket. Is that weird? Look, video game heroes have more buckles than I do.”
“And nice, the frog got what was coming to him. At least they didn’t try to let him off with a wart-ing.”













