NOT THE RAINBOWS!
G: Saw 2 cute couples in two minutes. Wanted to vomit.
A: That's disturbing. Gross.
G: Also felt very jealous. But more like vomming.
A: Vomiting fits the situation perfectly.
G: Ah gonna have to change my shoes. Just vomited miniature unicorns and glitter.
A: Glitter is the worst.
G: It just gets everywhere. I found some in my hair last time. I looked like a drag queen.
A: Oh, sickening. I hate when that happens.
G: At least there were no rainbows. Whew.










