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AUGUST WRITING A LETTER TO FENRIR AS HE WALKS THE PATH HE MADE FOR HIMSELF AND PURSUES HIS DESTINY. 

DEAR FEN, MY GROWLY, FURRY, TOOTHY COMPATRIOT 

AFTER FIGHTING OFF WOLVERINES TO KEEP MY DINNER YESTERDAY, A SIZABLE ELK I HAD SLAIN MYSELF, A COLLISION WITH A NEARBY BOULDER GAVE ME SOME CLARITY ON AN ISSUE. WELL, CLARITY MIGHT BE A STRETCH BUT IT WAS AN INTERESTING IDEA. I THOUGHT ABOUT THE POSSIBILITY THAT THE REGION KNOWN AS EARTH HAD HIBERNATING ENTITIES PERCHED UNDER ITS CIVILIZATIONS. MOSTLY THEY SLEEP IN BETWEEN THE TIME IT TAKES FOR DESTROYED RACE/SPECIES TO BE REPLACED BY ANOTHER. THESE CREATURES WAKE UP WHEN THEY FIND THAT THE NEW DEVELOPING RESIDENTS HAVE CREATED INTERESTING TECHNOLOGY. THE CREATURES, WHICH CAN BECOME INTANGIBLE/INVISIBLE TO VARYING DEGREES, SNEAK INTO THIS TECHNOLOGY AND IMBUE IT WITH POWERS. THIS IS NOT UNLIKE A PERSON CREATING A BULB, HAVING NO IDEA WHAT TO USE IT FOR, AND THEN COMING BACK AND MYSTERIOUSLY FINDING IT ALIGHT WITH ENERGY. IT WOULD BE GREAT IF THIS WAS A COMPLETELY SYMBIOTIC RELATION BUT THESE CREATURES ARE SORT OF LIKE A RACE OF CHAOTIC/VOLATILE/MURDEROUS CARTOONS. SAID ANOTHER WAY THEY RESEMBLE THE EXISTENTIAL NIGHTMARE A XENOPHOBIC ATHEIST STUDYING EVOLUTION MIGHT SUDDENLY BE SUBJECTED TO IF HE DISCOVERED THE HYBRID OF A DINOSAUR, AN ALIEN, AND A GHOST REARRANGING THE PASSAGES ON HIS FAVORITE ELECTRONIC NEWSPAPER ARTICLE WHILE DANCING ON A BOBBY PIN. CONFLICT IS LIKELY INEVITABLE, AS IT OFTEN IS WHEN ANY GREAT OR IMPORTANT DIFFERENCE IS FOUND BETWEEN TWO OR MORE CREATURES. HOWEVER I SUSPECT THAT, TRADITIONALLY, THE CIVILIZATIONS HAVE A HARD TIME GETTING RID OF OR BESTING THESE ENTITIES BECAUSE OF HOW THEY’VE BUILT THEIR LIVES AROUND THEIR MIRACULOUS PRESENCE. IT’S SORT OF LIKE, HOW DO YOU SEPARATE THE ELECTRICITY FROM A TV OR THE MORAL FROM A FABLE. SO EACH CYCLE OF CIVILIZATIONS FINDS THEMSELVES PSEUDO POSSESSED BY THEIR OWN ARTIFACTS. THEY COULD TURN TO NATURE OF COURSE, BUT NATURE HAS ITS OWN ISSUES, AND IS LIKELY AT LEAST PARTIALLY RESPONSIBLE FOR CLEANSING A CIVILIZATION WHEN IT AND ITS ENTITIES CAN NO LONGER COOPERATE OR COEXIST EFFICIENTLY. ONE MIGHT EVEN SAY NATURE’S RESPONSE TO THE COMPLAINTS OF THE CIVILIZED IS “FIGURE IT OUT OR I WILL BEAT YOU ALL TO DEATH WITH THE BONES OF YOUR ANCESTORS”. YES MOTHER NATURE'S TAKE NO SHIT APPROACH TO THIS SITUATION IS AS ADMIRABLE AND ENTERTAINING AS WATCHING ANY WEREWOLF SNAP A CHALLENGERS NECK AFTER TEN SOLID MINUTES OF BRUTAL PUNCHING, KICKING, GRAPPLING, HEAD-BUTTING, ETCETERA ETCETERA. BUT IT DOES LEAVE MANY AN ODD INDIVIDUAL IN A BIT OF A PICKLE. IT SEEMS MOST SOCIETIES ARE DOOMED TO FAIL, OR ONLY SUCCEED IN THEIR DEATH. IF THAT GRIM PROPOSAL WASN’T ENOUGH, THE FANTASY OF THE LAND OF HERBIVORES AND BLOOMING FLOWERS WHERE NOTHING CAN HARM YOU SEEMS TO BE AN INCOMPLETE VISION OF WHAT IS WAITING FOR A PERSON WHEN THEY STEP OUT INTO THE WOODS. IT SEEMS MORE LIKE THERE IS AN UNSPOKEN BUT RELATIVELY CLEAR AGREEMENT BETWEEN ANYONE WHO LEAVES CONCRETE AND BUILDING COMPLEXES BEHIND FOR TALL TREES AND RIVER BEDS THAT THERE IS A METAPHYSICAL GUILLOTINE OVER YOUR HEAD FOR AS LONG AS YOU STAY OUT THERE. IN THE WORDS OF OUR MUTUAL ACQUAINTANCE, CONTI, A “BEAR WILL F***K YOU UP”, OBEYING ONLY THE LAW OF ITS MASSIVE CLAWED PAWS ON YOUR FRAGILE BONES. WITH THIS SAID IT LOOKS LIKE THE WORLD AND IT’S WEARY INDIVIDUALS ARE TORN BETWEEN THE GLOOM AND THE DOOM OF EVERYDAY EXISTING. IDK IF NATURAL SELECTION HAS ANYTHING TO SAY, MAYBE WE’LL ALL JUST BUILD A MOBILE HOUSE THERE, YA KNOW RIGHT BETWEEN THE MURDEROUS CARTOON OVERLORDS RUNNING CIVILIZATION AND MOTHER NATURE THREATENING US ALL WITH  OUR GREAT GREAT GREAT GRANDPAPIES’ SKULLS...RIGHT THERE IN THE MIDDLE... IN THE EYE OF A STORM OF OUR OWN MAKING...MAYBE WE’LL GROW STRAWBERRIES.      

TRADITIONALLY YOURS, 

AUGUST CHAMBERS, CHILD OF SUMMER, MAN OF THE SUN 

Senjougahara wants to sleep with Hanekawa (Nekomonogatari: Shiro Clip) 

NATURE: FOR ABUSING THE ENVIRONMENT AND WASTING EVERYONE'S TIME AND ENERGY I'M GOING TO KILL YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN IN THE MOST HORRIBLE WAYS I CAN IMAGINE. FOR THE SAKE OF CONTEXT I CREATED THE BLACK PLAGUE...AND EBOLA.

Humanity: Oh my god, can I get a selfie?