Things Carolyn Does For Me
She helps me find my clothes in the morning.
She makes me coffee.
She gets the mail.
She takes out the trash.
She does the dishes.
She scratches my back.
She eats my nose.
She watches bad movies and yells at them with me.
She helps me control my spending.
She plays video games with me.
She kills bugs.
She texts me snake warnings for my favorite websites.
She sits on the bathroom floor and reads me Cracked articles while I'm in the shower.
She dances with me.
She cleans out the litter box.
She taught me how to make lemon pasta.
She likes my art and my cooking.
She tells me nice things about myself.
She lets me do her make-up.
She picked out my perfect purse.
She complains to me about things she hates and lets me complain to her.
She listens to podcasts with me.
She lets me put on my favorite tv shows.
She holds my hand and touches my butt a lot.
She makes me feel confident and comfortable.
She remembers little details about me.
She puts the ferret on me whenever I'm sad.
She demands I sit on her butt while she plays video games.
She shares her blanket with me.
She makes noises at me and has pretend fights with me.
She makes every day better than the one before.
