when ur enemy is fuckin hot n ur gay as shit
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when ur enemy is fuckin hot n ur gay as shit

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my mind has immediately lept to domestic au with the dream team of luce and lying (lucing? lyce?) with todays episode, holy shit
well, that would go spectacularly poorly since a) i donât think sir lying has a domestic bone in his body, and b) he may not be actively trying to murder luce any more, but old habits die hard. also, luce is probably slightly less utterly terrible at domestic activities than sir lying, but sheâs... still not exactly the picture of a nurturing housewife lmao.
honestly iâd be here for some kind of au that forced luce and lying to try and co-parent the band of the fox and bea, tho, because that would be hilarious. like. foli and bea are enough of a liability separate... together, theyâd be the equivalent of a semi-permanent, localised apocalypse. also, just... i canât see luce and sir lying getting on spectacularly well, even in an au where lyingâs not been actively thirsting for her blood, so it would just be this mess of permanent snark that lurched wildly from one disaster to another.
(also, i am not making up a luce/lying ship name so yâall can do that yourselves if you feel the particular need, but iâd like to point out that âlyceâ sounds like lice and so maybe you should Not with that one tbh)
idk i still ship these two
im trying to remember the ship name i made;; fuzzpella? yeah that was it
grosstrashandshame reblogged your post âceranovis and i did a Good and Productive thing last...â
#i am so here for this #tho i headcanon lying with a dick that looks like something bad dragon would sell #but that's neither here nor there
i mean. thereâs nothing to say thatâs not what he had before the Great Meat Exchanger Disaster of 2k15 (or whatever year it is in sunless, anyways, iâm not quite sure how weâre measuring time or whether we even have a standardised calendar)
thatâs probably why heâs so disappointed in his hide-and-seek wigglies tbh (which is a shame, bc theyâre doing their best, itâs not their fault). like, after having a dick like that, he was expecting something sort of spectacular. and then fuzz probably runs into his tent like âholy shit look what i can doâ w this big tentacle and even bigger knot and is very determined to do the âiâve shown you mine now you show me yoursâ thing
and after a lot of coaxing, both of lying and of the tentacles bc theyâre sort of shy, these lil tiny wigglies emerge like some sort of crotch-anemone and fuzz is just â...milord, i must inform you that they are adorableâ and lying flushes scarlet and scowls and the wigglies go back to hiding because theyâre rather sensitive to their ownerâs moods. fuzz spends a long time coaxing them back out to coo over them and how friendly they are.
hello there! I must say I would be very interested to hear your thoughts on this ship idea of yours :3
Right okay uhm, Iâm just gonna talk for way too long because looking into it more makes me even happier with this ship, sorry. If you want I can try and make a condensed version, I just got overly enthusiastic.
Well obviously, itâs like a werwolf/vampire thing!! So thatâs always fun to mess around with, especially since the Band of the Fox is so anti-vampire. As Fuzz says in the video, âSir Lying really isnât going to like this.âÂ
But they go ahead and let Capella in anyways because theyâre desperate for help and sheâs cute and sheâs obviously a good witch from her altar setup I mean
And Fuzz is just like âWell, as long as it stays professionalâ and that is the most fanfiction line Iâve ever heard and my heart just cried a little. Itâs just really cliche like âWeâre keeping this quiet and nothing comes from itâ like yeah right, by next Tuesday youâre married and the whole world knows, if every bad romance novel/fanfiction Iâve ever read says anything
And theyâre both fans of long-distance weapons, so if they ever team up like when they first fought Kirin, they can stand in the back and chat while they help snipe the enemies(And hopefully Capella wonât be utterly wrecked again)
Capellaâs very sarcastic and Fuzz has âa quick wit and a love for affectionate banter rarely seen in a more formal settingâ (you can tell Iâm getting into this because Iâm quoting stuff) so itâd be really fun to hear them go back and forth
Also, they can relate to each other very well! Fuzz says in the video âyou are a fellow witch, youâll understand my need for cautionâ and itâs very true, because Capella has a past of being a nomad due to being a witch, until she moved in with Archie! Fuzz, though welcomed into the merc band and is a long time friend of Lying, is often at odds with the knight because of their magic practice.
And honestly I just really like it when two cute people who really canât get together for many reasons do. I have a problem with those kinds of ships and running headfirst into them haha. And apprentice and mentor ships are fun. They basically just fit into a lot of ship types that I really like and it hit me halfway through the video and I got excited.
Sorry this is so long I like to write detailed explanations

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Me: I dunno, I don't like, actually ship anything for the sunless server
New Knight of Fangs: lol here's a vampire helping a werewolf with Witchery
Me: Fuck
Oh I had a random thought about your spoils of war AU. What if alternatively Kirin molds Lying into his attack dog/guard dog for when he can't be bothered to kick butt himself
oh man, yes. kirin weaponising his pet merc, keeping his little werewolf on a short leash - and lyingâs so good at it, was practically a weapon even before kirin broke him. after kirin left him in that cage for a week, two weeks, well. heâd be willing to do anything to make sure kirin doesnât ever leave him alone like that again, and killing whatever kirin points him at when he unclips the leash is easy.
at least, itâs easy until kirin unclips the leash and points him towards four uncomfortably familiar faces...
Spoils of War
(as promised, the chatlog from mine and ceranovisâs sunless au-ish thing. as evidenced by the trigger warnings below, this entire thing is basically a six-page exercise in us being terrible, so please tread carefully) warning for violence, torture, noncon, knifeplay / piercing play, isolation, dehumanisation, humiliation / degradation, forced feminisation, mental breakdowns, choking, beatings, burning via silver, blood / bruises
Ceranovis: so i'm listening to your trash mix
Ceranovis: and you used choke chain
sparx: i did indeed
Ceranovis: pls imagine lying being dragged around with a choke chain
sparx: what do you think i was imagining when i added that song on there??
Ceranovis: :3
Ceranovis: kof Lying being beaten up is great
sparx: hhhhhh it really is
sparx: i'd go one step further and say: pls imagine lying too beaten to stand, w a silver choke chain around his neck, the other end wrapped around kirin's hand as he uses it to haul lying half-off the ground