@sunhated has some beef with this pork
Who let in this..... wet animal
"HAH?! WET!? ME?!!! THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! I HAVEN'T TAKEN A BATH SINCE THE LAST FULL MOON!"

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@sunhated has some beef with this pork
Who let in this..... wet animal
"HAH?! WET!? ME?!!! THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! I HAVEN'T TAKEN A BATH SINCE THE LAST FULL MOON!"

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@sunhated // ( ask )
The moon floundered next to the sun. Day after day, night after night... Every ounce of his blood, sweat, and tears amounted to nothing. No matter how hard he tried, even he was unable to utilize the breath of the sun. How their judgemental eyes scanned over him and his failures to compare to the younger twin. Truly, they all thought of him less... They would always compare him to his brother.
Who were they to judge him anyways...
An audience with demon king was not the place a slayer would want to find themselves in. Yet, he stood before him here- Basked in the light of the moon behind them. Anger seeped through his bones, hatred and jealousy nested deep in his heart. Not for the demon, but for the man who'd been born at his side... the slayers giving him nothing but judgement and scorn for his lack of abilities next to Yoriichi's...
He would find strength, no matter the cost.
A tone with sweetness like honey and a consistency of venom. It seemed almost foreign to what was expected. If he were expecting any resistance from the slayer, he was sorely mistaken. Hands do not come close to his blade, refusing the first draw. He had no desire to pointlessly end his life in a fight. No, he welcomed their conversation.
' To think at least someone... will talk as equals, ' There is a malice that seeps its way into his tone. ' I will hear what you have to say... '
@sunhated
Ah, right on time it seems. Muzan welcomes the familiar little fool to his study. The demon king sits across the desk, his hands neatly folded beneath his chin. He leans closer, wearing a smile that seems a little bit too kind settles on his lips.
He hums pensively for a few moments before he graces Nikolai with a little snort. That one got him. At the very least enough to put him in a very good mood.
"Not bad at all... You seem to be fond of amusing me, do you see it as some sort of challenge? Or are you just masochistic?"
AH~! He FINALLY got the guy! He at LEAST got a little snort and a smile! That's what Nikolai had been seeking all this time. And now he can finally die in peace. Though, he wasn't going to die anytime soon-- but still! It was VERY fulfilling to make the demon king amused!
"I'm a CLOWN~! My whole shtick is to entertain and amuse people~! I wanted to make you amused by ONE joke~! And now that I have finally done that, I feel stuffed~!"
"Oh no, I'm no masochist, that that I don't MIND pain, I'm just usually the one taking joy in harming others~! I'm 100% a sadist~!" Though he'd still feel guilt when he tortured someone, but it was so much fun~!
"Now that I FINALLY got a good reaction out of you, I probably won't pester you~! BUT I do have to give a quiz to you-- WHAT did I just say that was a lie~!?"
❝ There were whispers that you were freed from slumber. ❞ Sesshomaru stops in his tracks, gaze turned to face the demon that now appeared before him. ❝ My father's fang was supposed to ensure that you stayed silent forever. I can only assume someone freed you. If it is revenge you seek, my father is dead. You'll have to settle for the legacy he left behind. This time, I'll finish the deed by my own hand. ❞
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“Why are you so short?” He says, towering over him by a whole 4 inches.
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Or send “Why are you so TALL?” for my muse’s reaction.
[ ❛ do you believe dreams have any deeper meaning? ❜ ]
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enmu's favorite prompt // accepting a few more
❝ Me? Oh. ❞ As if snapped out of deep thought; boyish glee returns quickly on the prophet's visage. Palms clasp under his chin with a purr. ❝ Ah, I'm so flattered you'd like to have this conversation with me, Muzan-sama! ❞ Prisms gleam behind those batting lashes.
Ironically enough, he doesn't dream. He cannot remember himself ever waking up from one.
❝ I'm not much of a dreamer myself, but— well, I've listened to a lot of people's. And from that I've come to think, maybe they do actually. ❞ Which is the more fitting response, for a pious man such as he — but he knows it won't suffice. For a human, maybe. Maybe even that laconic reply that's almost more cryptic than the question itself would be enough for their feeble minds. But for the God?
No, a godly pursuit is laden with truth and purpose; in his infinite wisdom, Master sought the prodigal one out to hear a reason. He is, after all, a man of science! And Dōma one of faith — and those two so rarely meet in the outside world, but when they do... oh, that's when the stars will be discovered—- ... He notices that strange look on Master's porcelain features, then. Oh. He must have lost himself in the warm plum of his eyes there for a moment. It's where the whole world rests, after all. Everyone knows Upper Two is a bootlicker devout demon.
❝ Excuse me, huh-- What I meant to say is, I've heard many humans assign meaning to their dreams. I think every dream can be interpreted in different ways, though. But I find it funny; when I ask them to ponder over the meaning of their dreams, it's like they all already know the answer. So, is it a deeper meaning, what we're talking about, or an undisclosed desire, I wonder... ❞ His eyes roll with a mock swoon, fingers painting an aimless stroke in the air between them. The undertone of misanthropy lingers, though it shouldn't be news for Muzan. If Upper Two's incapacity for emotion was lifted for a sole exception; it would be his hatred for the very same people he claims to save.
❝ And, you know, it's a little odd sometimes. They believe in that meaning so deeply, that it ends up manifesting. Because, if they take the dream to mean 'never climb another mountain' they sell their family fortune and move to the valley. What do you know, dreams do come true! ❞ There's a cheeky snicker at that. But he mellows right away, sobering up; the honeyed cadence inviting as ever.
❝ ... Master, with all due respect, if there's something on your minds, I'd be more than happy to hear you out. I make a great listener, as you know. ❞
@sunhated // sc.
' The creatures that crawl in the dark of night, the ones who strike down innocents even in the safety of their homes... The ones that must be slain at the hands of a blade... They're yours, aren't they? They all exude your aura... Deeper in some than others... ' Back to back, eyes towards the ground as his hands clench tight. A pit forms deep in his gut, its name unfamiliar to the lone man. ' ...Why do you too, refuse to turn to look at me? '