#summonme

Step 1: Draw, in maple syrup, a summoning circle. 

Step 2: Play soft classical music in the background. 

 Step 3: Sacrifice a plate of mochi and/or macarons in the center, and then call out,“Come forth!“ 

 *KABLAM-A-WAMA-POW*

You have successfully summoned a PHIL-VAN-HUEY! They came because they wanted to come first, not fourth, dammit. Oh, you meant forth? Right. Oh well.

They can/will/might, if they like you: 

a) help you with your science homework

b) make you experimental pancakes 

c) keep your bed warm…platonically, of course, cough cough 

d) give you Strepsils, PvH Special Milo Flurry, and tissues

 If your summoning was not yet successful, try the following:

1. Yell out “I’ll give you ¥300!”, with all the requirements in place. 

2. Play the music a bit louder. 

3. Get better quality mochis/macarons.

i rly like chips and everything else here so YES