#sugossip

Rocket finally made a friend  ~ Anonymous

 E V E R Y T H I N G.  We certainly have a lot to tell you all about what’s been happening on campus. Post-Malibu, everyone seems to be enjoying their break. And thank god for that because classes for summer session begin next week, and you people get boring during the school yeah. It’s a shame, really.  But let’s get to the good stuff, shall we?

To begin several new birdies have made a nest here at SU. And thank God. First, we have Felicia freaking Hardy aka Sticky Paws back on campus. Praise Jesus because of Queen Bees need that #unitied status forever ago…We’re hoping together they’ll stir up some trouble ;) Next we have a real knock ‘em, dead player, Blackagar Boltagon–as far as names go dude needs a new one…. Silent but oh so handsome we’ve yet to learn a lot about him and will be given him a nickname soon. What we can say is his a real life king and has taken quite a shine to a few telepaths and non-telepaths on campus.  Next, we have yet another graduate student hitting the payment, Braille aka Matt Murdock. Let’s just say he seems to be pretty chummy with Sticky Paws? We smell hook-up. A few more aliens have also hit campus: Teddy Altman ( Cutie From Mars), Gamora ( nickname pending ). Other newbies include Geek Chic aka Gwen Stacy and  Natasha Romanoff, nickname pending. We’re hoping all these new birdies lead to some very, very interesting events. Don’t let us down, newbies.

The rest of you have hardly let us down so far, though birdies. Spin the Bottle, late night gab fests, new yummy looking arrivals.  Beginning with Spin the Bottle–which bless Bullseye McFreak for adding that spectacularly hilarious twist of water balloons–turned out to be a lot more fun than anyone expected. The most scandalous to break out of that? Icecream Cone and Anger Management aka Brucie, Capsicle, and Daddy Stark–it was such a tease, we’re still disappointed– and lastly, Sticky Paws and Stupid Cupid–Kate Bishop–shared a rather long kiss then too ;) Thank god for some people.                  Will there be more rounds? Of freaking course.                    Will someone finally shove the dinosaurs together so we can have some closure? The world may never know…

Onward to the other stuff. Seems like Puppy Chow and Weather-Witch are getting pretty cozy– and we quote: “And with how much you spend at my dorm,  I’m sure they’ll be fine with it, then.” Weather-Witch confirms they’re spending quite a bit of time together in her dorm. We’re waiting for the confirmation they’re an item from some source but development on this please send! Seems Icecream Cone and Anger management seem to be hitting it off as friends, or maybe more, who knows.

WAND THAT’S WHAT YOU MISSED LAST TIME…

Anything we’ve missed? Evidence? Confessions? Gossip to spread, send it our ways.

Apparently, the standards have been lowered. You know how it is, non, tuition goes up and they’ll let ANYTHING in to cover the costs. But in his?her?its? the defense they’re making it interesting on campus at least.

Come on non, there’s aways gossip. To begin looks like another love triangle is starting on campus–it’s been TWO years since the last one my god people. But looks like Vanishing Act, Bullseyes McFreak and Skull & Crossbones gotta little thing or competition going on. Props to Vanishing act.

On the flip side, Skull & Crossbones and Bewitched seem to be getting cozy with those text message, oh that’s right we see them. Weather-Witch and Puppy Chow also shared a heated lip lock over t&D and sparks are flying. Are they going to be the next ‘it’ couple? Who knows.

Sad news for TheScienceGuy though seems Megamind is not longer sleepin’ over. Is the end?!?!?! Where it all go wrong?!?! How?!?!  Why?!?!We have questions and we want answers, either care to make a comment?

In other news seems Shades and Frosty had a kid…who time traveled? It hurts our head too, don’t worry. And what do the Pint-Sizes have to say? We’ve heard Phil Coulson –nickname pending– has the hot for her. We smell trouble–and the good kind.

Also seems our newest arrival, Peter Quill– no we’re not calling you Star-Lord sorry baby.–is getting in quite the lick of trouble there. Blonde Bombshell’s planes. Dance Battles with Skull & Crossbones. We’re definitely hoping someone’s going to have the hots for teacher–We can hear Van Halen song playing in the background now–because have you seen him? If not a student, we volunteer as tribute!

And that’s what you missed last time on SU!

And let’s no forget the #bestof yet to come!

xoxoGossip Girls

Our favorite moments from t&d:

#1- Bug Boy dawning Frosty’s clothing. Gotta say that was ballsy.The oranges were a nice touch, especially when he stripped. Someone get that boy a trophy.

#2 - Bullseye McFreak, campus, go to clown, having to be serious. Moping around campus like someone kicked a puppy. Let’s not mention that list there, somethin’ you wanna share with the class ;) Please, someone, get that boy some pizza and coffee it’s heartbreaking!

#3 - Shade’s refusal to play...but actually playing...sorta? The sass was real..One day. ONE DAY. 

#4-  Capsicle’s “attempt” at a lap dance....Someone please check and make sure Frosty didn’t die from laughter and he didn’t have a heart attack.

#5- Frosty’s T-Rex romp through the Quad and those works of literary gold...Queen B showing everyone how to do t&d like a boss.

#6 - Even the Professors getting in on the action... Megamind, we applaud you, really getting into it and even sharing a liplock with another prof. Scandalous!

#7. Bewitched, finally getting in the groove with lapdances and makeout sessions. Looks like someone’s been a bad influence ;) we approve. Too bad about that tiff though. 

#8. Vanishing Act’s eagerness to feed into campus paranoia, with her powers. Again we approve x2 Remember to use those powers for good...like evidence and gathering gossip

While we know a few others did their best with make outs and impromptu silliness, we want more!! We said to make us proud, birdies! Maybe next time ;)

xoxo

Oh la la~

Our thoughts exactly lil’ grey. The summers just started and if we have our way a lot of things are going to get interesting around here ;) We have plans don’t you worry your pretty little head.

xoxo