#suganeems

NEEEMSSS ILY AND U DESERVE EVERYTHING TOO U VERY GORGEOUS HUMAN BEING!! ummm,, i also kind of based this on us as friends if we were in the same country and hung out a lot so i hope u like it <3 <3 (altho i’ll still be naming reader y/n and the friend f/n) 

Sugawara + 124

124. “I’m sure I can get some kind of sexual gratification from just staring at him if I try hard enough.”

“You’ve been staring at him for like, three whole minutes.”

“Is it obvious?”

“You’re dripping ice cream on the table.”

“Ah, shit!” you looked down and true enough there was a messy splotch of bright pink, melted bubblegum ice cream on the table that had fallen off from your spoon. 

“Don’t worry, Mr. Hot Ice Cream Man probably didn’t see it because if he looked back at you, you would practically jump in your seat,” your friend snickered at you. “Why don’t you just talk to him?”

“Because he’s the most beautiful man I’ve ever met,” you replied, eyes drifting up to watch the silver-haired man who worked at the ice cream parlor on afternoons from Thursdays to Saturdays. 

“One large scoop of cookie dough ice cream,” the beautiful man smiled as he handed a customer their order. You had figured out his name was Sugawara when you stopped staring at his face every time you ordered and actually read his name tag. After serving the ice cream, he took his scoop back, twirling it slightly with his long slender fingers, before scooping some strawberry ice cream. 

“I wish I was that ice cream scoop,” you sighed. 

“You can’t get into his pants if you just keep dragging me here every week,” your friend said. “Even though I do thank you for treating me to the ice cream, as you should.”

“Your weird ice cream,” you added, raising an eyebrow at the contents of their cup.

“Hey, mint-chocolate chip ice cream didn’t do anything to you,” f/n cupped their hands around their ice cream protectively. “Now stop changing the subject. Just go talk to Mr. Hot Ice Cream Man because I’m pretty sure he’s caught on to why we’re always here.”

“I’m sure I can get some kind of sexual gratification from just staring at him if I try hard enough,” you said stubbornly. 

“Fine, suit yourself,” your friend held their hands up in surrender and stood up from the table. “I’m going to get water.”

You were too busy going back to stare at Sugawara to realize that your friend was going to ask for water when you were basically the one who brought an extra water bottle for them wherever you went. And by then, it was too late because they were talking to Sugawara, clearly not ordering water, and pointing at where you sat. 

“No, no, no,” you muttered to yourself, feeling like a deer in the headlights when Sugawara looked back at you. To add to your horror, your friend waltzed away, blowing you a kiss before entering the bathroom, and Sugawara slid out from behind the counter and began walking towards you. 

And then, Mr. Hot Ice Cream Man sat in front of you at the table. Seeing him up close and fully regarding you, not just to ask you for your ice cream order, stole the breath from your lungs. 

“U-um, hi,” you squeaked.

“Hey yourself,” Sugawara smiled, folding his hands on the table. “So, your friend there told me about why you’ve actually been coming here quite often.”

“They’re crazy! I swear!” you protested. “I mean, who orders mint chocolate ice cream consecutively for weeks?”

“Well, you’ve got a point there,” Sugawara made a face at the empty ice cream cup that f/n ate from. “But, you do admit that you’ve been coming here ‘consecutively for weeks,’” he said, quoting you. You bit your lip, knowing that you were pretty much trapped, but at the same time, you didn’t quite imagine how smooth Sugawara would be at talking. It thrilled you and put some of that nervous edge away.

So, you leaned closer, propping your chin with both hands with a playful smile on your face. “And, what if I am?” you asked. Sugawara’s eyes widened a fraction at the sudden change in your tone but a smirk tugged at the corner of his mouth. 

“Well, don’t think I haven’t noticed you too,” Sugawara chuckled, the sound sending a shiver through your spine. “In case you want to do something other than eat ice cream, I get off at four.”

You felt blood rush to your face. Did Mr. Hot Ice Cream Man that you’ve been staring at for weeks just ask you out? You were ecstatic, but also not wanting him to win in this game of who could keep their cool, you maintained an even tone as much as possible.

“I’ll check my schedule,” you nodded.

“Great,” Sugawara smiled. And then, out of the blue, he licked his thumb and rubbed at something on the corner of your mouth. “You had a bit of bubblegum pink there,” he winked, before leaving the table and returning to his work.

“Fuck...” you felt yourself whisper, knowing very well that you lost this battle at keeping your cool. And that’s how your friend found you when they finally came back from the bathroom.

“So, judging from your face it went well,” they grinned broadly, looking like a cat that had just eaten a canary. 

“A word of warning would have been nice,” you grumbled. “Also, were you ever going to tell me that I still had ice cream on the side of my mouth before you got Sugawara to come over?”

“Huh? What ice cream?” your friend looked at you, puzzled. You blinked at her in surprise before your gaze flew to Sugawara who smiled innocently. 

This man was going to be the death of you. 

-- @sugawara-sweetheart

NEEMS YOU WONDERFUL AND SWEET PERSON THE FACT THAT U WANT A DINOTSUKKI AND SUGANEEMS GROUP COSTUME BRB IM GONNA CRY FROM SHEER LACK OF UWU BUT AHHH I HOPE YOU LIKE THIS !!

we are dressing up as ... AWESOME CRYPTIDS

okay so what happened was the two of us wanted to come in as boobs at first (like that thing i sent you hahaha) and suga was like ‘so, does this mean tsukki and i are buttcheeks or the ballsack according to the theme’

and tsukki was like NO

us: but,,,, titties 

so the next best thing was ... CRYPTIDS

because we’re already mothman and goatman

and then tsukki decides to come in as the loch ness monster as a dinosaur fanatic

and then sugawara’s the jersey devil (i feel like this suits him so much since your boyfriend is from hell and also he would have so much fun with this costume)

we all help out in making each other’s costumes and it’s a whole mess of cloth, paper mache, paint, fighting over who gets to play the music, and maybe more than a little flirting

tsukki and i will be bickering about how bad each other’s work is, you’ll be trying to wear your mothman wings, and sugawara just somehow ended up with perfect-looking bat wings (maybe he grew them himself??)

finally, our costumes are DONE

you have your awesome mothman wings and we also made a helmet with glowing red lights for eyes attached on it 

i’ll be wearing goat horns and some furry pants and wielding a fake axe around 

tsukki’s like ‘you won’t be a very intimidating goatman. you should have just been a goat’

for tsukki’s costume we made a loch ness monster head out of a fricking pool noodle and it’s like attached to his back and hanging over his face. also he made some loch ness fins attached to a box hanging around his waist

he lowkey loves it, he’s living his dream

suga has a horse mask also he’s like shirtless with furry goat legs and his bat wings 

honestly he’s got the most realistic costume out of all of us because we were so busy bickering

and then when we go trick or treating everyone is just like:     because we look like such a weird group 

BUT WE HAVE A GREAT TIME 

sugawara’s trying to teach tsukki how to trick or treat properly to get more candy, the two of us are holding each other’s left titties

at the party we eat a shit ton of candy and get kind of drunk (except for tsukki who has this thing called Alcohol Tolerance)

and then when we leave you and i drag our bf’s to the forest for some shenanigans

so we hide in the bushes and make mothman sounds whenever people are passing by and take turns leaping out to scare trick-or-treaters

you got a group of teenage boys to scream ‘MOTHMAN! MOTHMAN! MOTHMAN’ while running away

i try my best to scare people but i’m too small and tsukki makes fun of me 

me: let’s see YOU try, pool noodle

tsukki: *headlocks me*

sugawara probably did the most scaring because his wings are scary af