#subtle brag

hate that it's summer and i can't wear my parasocial social club longsleeve with my dan and phil made me gay shirt on top with my terrible influence hoodie on top of that

accidentally made a 40 minute powerpoint slideshow on the timeline of dan and phil for my friends powerpoint night tomorrow

Yeah I see y’all yearning on here and I’d like to suggest living vicariously through me 😇

Saw a picture of Jesus and they gave the guy God-given highlights? At least I assume they were God-given cause idk could they do that type of shit to hair back in the day?? I assume they could dye it and stuff cause like dyes must have existed? Like in a strawberry jam sense? But what about bleach for highlighting the stuff? When did they invent bleach? Did bitches start putting it on their heads right away? Where did Jesus get his hair done?

Owlberts VA liked a tweet of mine which wouldn't be a big deal if there wasn't a shitton of yaoi and an omegaverse tweet right below it