๐ฅ ๐๐ ๐ฐ๐ฒ๐ฟ๐ฝ๐ ๐ฅ๐ฒ๐๐ฒ๐ฎ๐น ๐ฅ . ๐๐ก๐๐๐ค ๐จ๐ฎ๐ญ ๐ญ๐ก๐ข๐ฌ ๐๐ฑ๐๐๐ซ๐ฉ๐ญ ๐๐ซ๐จ๐ฆ ๐๐ฎ๐๐ฌ๐๐ซ๐ข๐๐๐ซ ๐๐๐ซ๐ฌ, ๐ ๐ฌ๐๐ฑ๐ฒ, ๐ง๐๐ฐ ๐๐๐ฎ๐ฅ๐ญ ๐ซ๐จ๐ฆ-๐๐จ๐ฆ ๐๐จ๐ฆ๐ข๐ง๐ ๐ฌ๐จ๐จ๐ง ๐๐ซ๐จ๐ฆ ๐๐๐ฌ๐ญ-๐ฌ๐๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ข๐ง๐ ๐๐ฎ๐ญ๐ก๐จ๐ซ, ๐๐ซ๐ข๐ฌ๐ญ๐ฒ ๐๐๐ซ๐ข๐! ๐ฌ . ๐ฌ๐๐๐๐๐๐ โTsk. Tsk. Those rippled hills of ab muscles wonโt save you, my little friend.โ I watch as the drop of water trails the length of Sebastianโs chest, dripping down his belly button. โAh shit, wrong turn. Now, youโll die a slow death in those stupid yellow shorts of his.โ The drop of water absorbs into the fabric of his waistband and disappears from sight. โFarewell, my friend. Hell might be hard, tanned and smell like sunscreen and moonshine, but the ruler is quite the dickhead.โ Iโm over caffeinated and hangry as I watch as the chair thief behind the window slips a t-shirt over his head and fills a glass of water straight from the tap, pausing long enough to pop what looks to be a painkiller. It appears our neighborhood hoebag had a rough night and an even rougher morning, considering he pretty much crawled to the kitchen. A pot of coffee brews while he leans both hips against the counter, waiting while he smashed his temples between his palms. Poor baby. Itโs hard staying pretty when youโre trashed and sleep deprived, but somehow he manages, which is really a shame. The last time I was hungover I looked like a literal troll, hissing at Aspen when she offered to wash the dirt and leaves out of my hair before I crawled into bed. I frown at the window at his perfectly coifed hair and celebrity housewife complexion. He might look like heโs put together on the outside but underneath those ugly shorts is a mess of a man with the personality of a house cat. Sebastianโs hand drops slowly from his temple and hovers in the air. Heโs staring directly at me when he lowers all his fingers but the middle one. Good morning to you too, jerk. . ARC & Promo Sign Ups in bio @authorkristymarie! . Add SW to your TBR today!ย . #SubscriberWars #ExcerptReveal #comingsoon #newadult #romance #romcom #bookstagram #romancereader #romancestagram #readersofinstagram #romancelandia #bookbuzzย https://www.instagram.com/p/CE6p5yFDbk5/?igshid=7cuf6bh7pqpa
