"I'm confused"
Mom: Make sure to get your towel!
Subeg: WHAT?
Mom: Your towel!
Subeg: WHAT?
Mom: Towel!!
Subeg: I'm confused
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"I'm confused"
Mom: Make sure to get your towel!
Subeg: WHAT?
Mom: Your towel!
Subeg: WHAT?
Mom: Towel!!
Subeg: I'm confused

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Review My Cookies
Me: Ok write a review for my cookies. Message it to me
Subeg: Ok.
Subeg's Message: Your cookies were really good 10/10
My reply: your review 2/10
Subeg: *reads the message* you reviewed my review?!
Trying to think like Kawal
Subeg: I'm laughing like retardeds do
After walking 2 miles on the treadmill
Subeg: [yelling from the shower to Mom] Are you happy?
Mom: So happy
Subeg: I did it for yooou
Mom: Did you even shower? You still look dirty
Subeg: Yes I did! Wanna smell my armpits? They smell like flowers!

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Subeg: [laying down, unable to move] I'm cold
Me: Sucks to be you right now
Subeg: Can you go get me a blanket?
Me: Mahhhh
[a couple minutes later]
Subeg: Ahhh, I'm cooooold
Me: So am I. That's why I have a blanket on me right now
Subeg (my brother) singing Single Ladies
If you like it then you shoulda put your name on it!
Subeg: I have unlimited breath.
Me: What? No. No you don't
Subeg: Yes I do. WATCH
Subeg: [Proceeds to breathe out until he can't breathe out anymore]
Me: Exactly.
Subeg: I have unlimited in and out breath! [breathes in and out loudly]
Me: No you dooooon't! Otherwise people wouldn't drown