#su!talks

Sneezes onto a stranger's face. "Will you pay attention to needy ol' me now?"

Whispers through a megaphone. "Poop."

"Wow Jongin doesn't like or respect me. Screw that, we're not longer friends." He scoffs and walks away.

"I have a wonderfully beautiful belly button and whoever says otherwise is just jealous."

"You know this annoying feeling when you want something but you don't know what? Or worse.. when you know you're forgetting something but God might smite you right here and now and you won't be able to remember? I have them both happening like right now. It's killing me."

"I need to meet this singer.. Zhang Li Yin and either make her adopt me or just sing to me every night before sleep." Sighs. "I like her voice."

"To all those who want to continue talking to me about boobs or whatever, please add my number aim ."

"You make one remark about how boobs are great and you want your little puppy to grow some and people go batshit. If I said dicks are squishy will I get the same reaction? Like I'm a sexually frustrated man, okay?! I've been exposed to flying boobies. What else should I do?! Ignore and forget?!"