Cutesies, I just wanna take a moment to talk to you about that major fekboy “Stylish” Marm. He talks a lot of trash, and acts like he’s winning the war with his pathetic excuse for an alliance. “Stylish” Marm decided that since I “wasn’t a major player in the war” that he could go ahead and take shots at me. But I’m here to tell you that I was inactive not because I wasn’t a major player, but because I was gathering intelligence on “Stylish” Marm.

Stylish Nag Pek did a fantastic job holding the fort against the fekass™ s that think they have a chance against us, but it’s time for Stylish Mudder to come back and play a major role in this war. But first, I want to share some knowledge with the cutesies.

This is Arm Fall Off Boy. Some of you may have heard of him, as he is considered one of the worst superheroes ever created because of his useless powers. He is able to take off his arm and reattach it later. That’s it. That’s all he can do. Now, the unstylish fekboys on the other side of this war can attempt to make a shat argument that this could be useful but it really isn’t. The most this “power” could help Arm Fall Off Boy do would be to take off his arm and throw it at someone or something. This power is basically useless and can only be seen as a desperate cry for attention by an otherwise normal person.

How does this relate to the war, you ask? Well, much like Arm Fall Off Boy’s “power,” “Stylish” Marm is completely and utterly unstylish and therefore utterly useless in this war. Sure, he can pretend that he’s a vital part of the alliance but I think we all know that Stylish Swagaif is carrying that team, despite how stylish and important “Stylish” Marm would like to think he is.

In that trash alliance that has formed to oppose the true Style Titans, “Stylish” Ben is just a good for nothing copycat, “Stylish” Marm is absolutely unstylish and worthless in the war, and “Stylish” Swagaif, while the only legitimate part of the alliance, is just not stylish enough to constitute a threat or to carry that team alone. “Stylish” Marm will fire back at this post by attempting to tear down this argument cutesies, but don’t listen to his lies. “Stylish” Marm never was and never will be stylish, and he is ultimately completely worthless in this war.