Mar 17, 2013
YOUR SO PERFECT WHY WAS I NOT FOLLOW YOU BEFORE
OMG IM GONNA DIE
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YOUR SO PERFECT WHY WAS I NOT FOLLOW YOU BEFORE
OMG IM GONNA DIE
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i ship #Darry so hard
same gurl
10 !
my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
What are your favorite type of shoes?
Combat boots :)
ohhhh perfect no advice + f
dis be advice
stylesinseattle replied to your post: I can already see myself convulsing on the theater...
wtf are you talking about im convulsing now
I AM WHIMPERING IN MY BED UNCONTROLLABLY. IM NOT SURE HOW TO HANDLE THIS
i'm letting devon read tfios and purposely not saying anything bc i ruin everything and i'm enjoying reading her reactions to shit it's like a little game wanna see how long it takes before you cry
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jenna how are you so pretty tell me your secret
r u on crack
I feel like your letter to Harry Styles would be quite vulgar
Oh it could one of two ways
Vulgar:
Dear Harry Styles,
How the fuck do you exist. This isn't fucking fair. Jesus Christ, let's talk about your hair which always seems to be in an I-just-had-sex-and-didn't-have-time-to-wash-up state. I bet it smells fucking fantastic. I want to bite your neck and mark my territory, and I don't care what you have to say about it. I want to lick your torso, but I feel like I would run out of saliva because it's so fucking long. I bet something else is long, too, but I don't want to scare the children away. I'm ready when you are.
Love,Lacey
OR appreciative and nice:
Dear Harry Styles,
You restore my faith in humanity a lot of the time. I can see that everything you do isn't by chance, but you've put a lot of thought into it. You care more than most about things that a lot of people seem to overlook. You have a beautiful relationship with your family; it is one to be envied. I want to meet you, but not as a One Direction fan. I want to meet you on the street or in a coffee shop, and I want to have a conversation with you. I want to know your opinions on things, because I feel like they would be carefully worded masterpieces. I wish you the best in everything, because you deserve it. I hope you find lifelong love and happiness. I'll be supporting you the whole way.
Love,Lacey
See? I can be a classy and sophisticated motherfucker when I want to be.
Send me someone to write a letter to!
stylesinseattle replied to your post: stylesinseattle replied to your post: i’m gonna...
i would be lying if i said i didn’t want to here them cover that but some of those were the funniest tweets i’ve seen i especially liked your quarter life crisis
my favorite was "in horton hears a who he says a person is a person no matter how small man he's an elephant he doesn't know what i go through"
i'm still laughing oh my god