#stupidshitido

Why, oh why, have I briefly met "I should go to bed soon", turned around and "should have gone to sleep 3 hours ago" punches me in the face, yet "going to sleep now would be perfect" gives me the cold shoulder all the time? You'd think I offended her somehow...

Drawing edgy stuff is fun, okay? let me live

My friend and I went to dinner and saw our band director there. We sent a single scoop of ice cream all the way to their table by our cautious waiter. The percussion director takes it and walks to our table, sitting next to me eating it silently. He goes back and then continues to stare at me from across the room while slowly eating his gift. When we left we went up to them, “We didn’t know if you were salty still…so here. Bye.” And we left a salt shaker on their table and left.

I'll pick up a shirt that's inside out to put it on and end up fucking throwing it on the ground in my attempt to un-flip it...

I randomly whistle the Indiana Jones theme song when I'm around strangers to see if anyone catches on.