She sits behind me in my Trig class and she was apparently really hyper and kept bumping her knees into my side and was like "Ha! I can feel your butt. Oh, wait. That must be your muffin top....that doesn't offend you if I say that does it?"

I so badly wanted to turn to her and say, "No, why the hell would that offend me? Why don't you just insult my mother while we're at it?"

On the plus side, nobody really likes her anyway.