#stupidjerksans

I’ve been working on this concept for a while now and it’s finally taking shape xD

I’ve wanted to create this crazy, funny AU for a while just as an excuse to draw a rude obnoxious Sans pestering everyone xD It has literally started ou as a joke at first but it may (eventually) evolve into something more put together over time haha. But for now it’s just for giggles. I’ll draw the other characters soon!

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Some info on this AU:

Everyone lives a Pacifist life but Sans is just a fucking young adult dick trying to spoil everyone’s good times. When a human falls, every monster tries to befriend them and shelter them from Sans. It doesn’t work and the human gets bullied at every opportunity.

Gaster, Paps and Sans all live together. Gaster never got trapped in the void (but got to explore it), and Alphys is his apprentice, and will eventually take his place as royal scientist.

Grillby doesn’t like having Sans as a customer, even though he spends a pretty nice chunk of gold there everyday. However, the ammount of dammage Sans does to the place doesn’t make up for what he spends there. At all. Grillby is at the brink of closing for good.

Waterfall is Sans’ favorite place in the underground, and he spends most of his time there.

Whenever asked to “bring a coat because it’s cold outside” Sans just goes out in his t-shirt and shouts “I’M TOO HOT FOR COATS.” and freezes his balls. For reals.

He eats all sort of crap and doesn’t take any helpful advice from anyone. Ever. Still, he manages to stay skinny. Skinny magic. Like. Paps has buff magic. Idk I’ll stop.

Sans wears a black leotard under his underwear. Because WHY NOT RIGHT. Also he hates being barefoot for some weird reason so he always wears that or some random black socks. He also wears black long fingerless sleeves. You wonder how he puts them on his bones. You can’t figure it out. And you never will until he shows you.

More info as shit posts start getting digitalized, most I have is on paper haha.