❝hello, my dear stupid doggie.❞ 

looks: somewhat attractive | eh | not really my type | pretty | handsome | beautiful | stud | gorgeous | SWEET LORD MERCY

can you relate to this character on a personal level?: no | not really | somewhat | yes | they are me

— I have no idea, stupid bald. Really. 

Daisy: How old were you when you had your first kiss? 

— … I-I was fo-fourteen. 

Jasmine: What color looks best on you? 

— GREEN.

Daffodil: What’s the most thoughtful present you’ve ever received?

— I really don’t know… 

Myrtle: Do you like going on airplanes? 

— I do, I do! *feeling like a little bird*

Violet: Do you like where you’re from?

— *thinking about Rio de Janeiro*  Yeah, I think so.

Magnolia: Favorite kind of candy? 

— I love lollipops.

Azalea: What’s a movie you cried while watching? 

— My favorite movie, Edward Scissorhands.

Dandelion: Do you think you’re important?

— If I think I’m important? Bitch, I am Náthally.