#stuff live

does EVERYBODY just break into mari’s house when they want to talk to her??

“hey guys what should we have hanamaru say in this scene”

you know when characters only alternate between making generic observations and saying their catchphrases I get the sense the writers don’t even like them

CHIKA

Weapon: Dual SMG

Special Skill: Shadow of µ's - the omnipresent shadow of Honoka constantly looms over Chika, giving her greatly improved stealth

RIKO

Weapon: Double-barrel shotgun

Special Skill: Release the Hounds - dogs will swarm the targeted area, attacking enemies for damage over time. Riko’s movespeed increases dramatically near dogs

YOU

Weapon: Assault rifle

Special Skill: What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? - wipes enemies the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words

YOHANE

Weapon: Dark magic

Special Skill: Fallen Angel True Form - can temporarily fly, teleport, see enemies through walls, summon devils through portals, predict the future, read minds, revive the dead, etc etc etc, however must be used only in times of need because of some irrelevant drawback

HANAMARU

Weapon: Bolt-action rifle

Special Skill: It’s the Future, Zura! - Hanamaru’s rifle temporarily becomes a powerful laser rifle.

RUBY

Weapon: Grenades

Special Skill: Pretty Little Bomber Head - temporarily throws grenades four times as fast, but with wild inaccuracy. (Warning: Ruby is not immune to her grenades)

DIA

Weapon: None

Special Skill: Best girl - enemies do not attack Dia because she is so perfect. She is free to explore levels at her leisure

KANAN

Weapon: Harpoon gun

Special Skill: Expert diver - speed and power increase dramatically while underwater (note: there are only two levels in the game with water sections)

MARI

Weapon: Slingshot (note: does pathetic damage)