High school AU where Ryan still hates the hotdaga (which is still a thing no matter the AU) and the only way he can get to Shane is through memes, so he shouts at him after an especially annoying update “TO MY EX. FUCK YOU, FUCK YOUR CARTOON HOTDOG HUSBAND, FUCK HIS STUPID SUNGLASSES, AND F U C K THE KETCHUP KIDS! AND FUCK THEIR SUNGLASSES!” And Shane just looks at him like “I’m not your ex though” and Ryan just looks him dead in the eyes and says “Not yet.” - ❤️
Spill that tea Ry
Ryan calls bullshit. How Shane had gotten a weekly instalment in class to stand up and sprout some shit about talking hotdogs, he cannot fathom. At this point, he’s not even sure if there’s fucking hotdogs in it anymore or just weird blue creatures and lesbian corns. As much as he loves his boyfriend, he cannot stand his stupid creation and feels as though he’s losing his mind just by listening to it. Once Shane starts crediting Ryan at the beginning of every instalment, it’s impossible for him to stay quiet.
“I have something I’d like to add,” Ryan requests, standing before the class. “To my ex… fuck you. Fuck your cartoon hotdog husband, fuck his stupid sunglasses, and fuck the ketchup kids! And y’know what? Fuck their sunglasses too!”Shane blanks for a second under Ryan’s heated stare. “Objection! I’m not your ex…?” Ryan glares harder, face scrunching. “Not yet.”













