#stuckinthetimewar

genderbends are transphobic in the way it suggests that “gender = sex” 

A. You can ONLY answer Yes, or No. 
B. You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone messages you and asks - and believe me, the temptation to explain some of these will be overwhelming. Nothing is exactly as it seems. Now, here’s what you’re supposed to do… Copy and repost, delete my answers, then type in your answers. 


Been arrested? no

Kissed someone you didn’t like? yes


Slept until 5 PM? yes


Ran a red light? yes

Been suspended from school? no

Experience love at first sight? yes

Totaled your car in an accident? yes


Been fired from a job? no

Fired somebody? no


Sang karaoke? yes
 

Pointed a gun at someone? no


Done something you told yourself you wouldn’t? yes


Caught a snowflake on your tongue? yes

Kissed in the rain? no

Had a close brush with death? yes


Seen someone die? no


Played spin-the-bottle? no


Smoked a cigar? no


Sat on a rooftop? yes

Smuggled something into another country? no

Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes? yes

Broken a bone? no


Skipped school? yes

Eaten a bug? no

Sleepwalked? yes

Walked a moonlight beach? yes


Rode (on) a motorcycle? yes


Dumped someone? yes


Lied to avoid a ticket? no

Ridden in a helicopter? yes

Shaved your head? no


Made your boyfriend/girlfriend cry? yes


Eaten snake? no

Marched/Protested? yes

Had Mexican jumping beans for pet? no

Puked on amusement ride? no


Seriously & intentionally boycotted something? yes


Been in a band? yes


Been on TV? no

Shot a gun? yes

Skinny-dipped? yes

Gave someone stitches? no

Ridden a surfboard? yes

Drank straight from a liquor bottle? yes


Had surgery? yes

Taken by ambulance to hospital? no


Fainted? no


Peed behind a bush? yes


Donated blood? yes

Grabbed an electric fence? yes

Eaten alligator meat? yes

Peed your pants in public? no

Snuck into a movie without paying? no

Written graffiti? yes

Still love someone you shouldn’t? yes

Been in handcuffs? no

Believe in love? yes


Sleep on a certain side of the bed? yes


-SMASHES LAMP ON FLOOR-

yeah i had it flipped

whoopsie

like i said