#strxssin

“Candy cane?” It’s a simple gesture, barely audible even in the quiet around them, but it means so much coming from Musa. He can’t stand this time of the year, but Spot seems to be helping. At least a little bit.

“Wait...” Theo’s face went into something a little uncertain, and then he grimaced. “What— what are...expiration dates?” The glob of yogurt in his spoon jiggled almost anxiously.

*jerry seinfield voice* watermelon? i thought u said watermalon

what if a whole corn thing grows in my belly

   "put wings on a giraffe,     boom. you got yourself     a dragon."